Stoke = c*nts

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Just watching the replay of the Stoke vs Liverpool cup game....

... why am i even surprised...?

Every single time one of those throw ins went into the box, a Stoke player was raping the goal keeper, and the others were raping the opposition defenders.

And Tony Pulis was crying about something like a stroppy little ****.

I've got a feeling that we're going to concede a goal on monday due to Krul being raped by Jones or some other twat on their team, and the referee not seeing it, leading to them getting one of their ****ty goals.

Stoke rely on the referee's visibility being blocked, and hope that he can't see the fowls that they commit all the time, which lead to their crappy goals.

Krul is a tall bloke, but he must weigh 9 1/2 stone at the most. We really, really, really, ****ing really need Stevey Taylor for this game, and we need everyone to be focused and strong.

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

I spit my ice tea over my keyboard after reading this

The amount of times you have managed to fit the word rape into this thread is admirable.

 

[Smudger]

First of all, you think Tim Krul weighs less than 10 stone? He's a grown man.

I'd probably be crying too if I saw Kenwyne Jones raping Pepe Reina. What a horrifying thing to witness.

 

[Vuckic's Faces]

Even tho, I hate Saurez

That was a class goal!

 

[Smudger]

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@OptaJoe
23 - Tim Krul has caught more high balls into his box than any other Premier League goalkeeper. Leap.

 

[Bolton4Europe]

HMT, we already know.

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

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That's fantastic, but he can't catch the ball if one of their giants grab hold of him.

 

[Why aye Cabaye]

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Yes - a bit of positivity

 

[Amnesiac]

That's fantastic, but he can't catch the ball if one of their giants grab hold of him.

If they grab hold of him then they'll be fouling him.

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

If they grab hold of him then they'll be fouling him.

They try it all the time and more often that not they get away with it, which is how most of their goals are scored. Maybe not always by grabbing the keeper, but by leaning or shoving him.

 

[Smudger]

Every team does that tash, including us. It was Nolan's signature move blocking the keeper.

 

[Heavy Metal Toon]

Every team does that tash, including us. It was Nolan's signature move blocking the keeper.

Blocking the keepers sight - there's nothing wrong with that. Raping the keeper, now that's bad.

 

[Agent Bruce]

How quickly some people forget.

 

[THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT]

aslong as we come away with a point and play well and dont resort to stoke tactics ill be happy marvs gotta start !!!!

 

[Mod Face]

Bramble to Stoke in January?

 

[THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT]

Bramble to Stoke in January?

double swoop for titus and marlon king

 

[Why aye Cabaye]

Given the amount of hatred that you have Tash, I'd avoid watching a replay of two teams that you hate, that involves certain players that you also hate.

 

[5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE]

Bramble to Stoke in January?

He's licking his lips already.

 

[biggeordiedave]

9 1/2 stone

 

[Beatski]

Stoke rely on the referee's visibility being blocked, and hope that he can't see the fowls that they commit all the time, which lead to their crappy goals.

the ref's probably too chicken to call it

Krul is a tall bloke, but he must weigh 9 1/2 stone at the most. We really, really, really, ****ing really need Stevey Taylor for this game, and we need everyone to be focused and strong.

it would appear you have no concept of what people weigh. I'm 10 1/2 and i'm about half a foot shorter than him, and i'm pretty scrawny myself. Unless it turns out that Krul is 30% helium, you're waaay off

I spit my ice tea over my keyboard after reading this

well la de da, get a load of mr fancy pants 5 goals, with his ice tea.