Steve Bruce

The situation remains the same stay up and it'll go through in the summer

 

Bruce is going to arrive to a fairly hostile surprise at the training ground tomorrow apparently.

 

A pigs head. How’s the bacon did you say!

 

We need Luca Brasi on the case.

 

Wasting their time.. Ashley will give him a new contract when he sees that

 

Think is the worst I have ever seen in terms of a manager. Fans actually hate him.

 

Still thinking the takeover will go ahead mate?

 

I have no doubts about it. End of the season.

 

Let’s hope so mate. I’m on the fence with it all but fingers crossed!

 

Well they better get used to him because he's here even if we go down..

 

Yes and Ashley's going to stick with Bruce to try and stay up

 

Unless we drop into the bottom 3.

Said the other day that was the plan. The consortium want Benitez when they takeover.

 

Yep that's the dots all lined up.. This conclusion is glaringly obvious but most have failed to reach it.

 

He has unfinished business.

 

Highlight of this mornings presser, without doubt - to SB, can you see a result coming? “I’ve seen little bits, we got into some good areas and crossed it the other night. Confidence is a little bit low of course."

No comment necessary, really. Close second was this doozy:

Sean Longstaff isn't injured, and didn't play at Villa over "selection reasons... we've got a lot of people back right and it was his turn to miss out."

 

Oh, another piece of pure gold - '"The one thing I never do is shy away" he says, during a press conference where written media are banned.

 

WOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

We crossed the ball? Like that's some kind of unknown?

It is never anyone's turn to "miss out" - you play the strongest line up for the game, not try and keep everyone happy by rotating.

Has Bruce fielded the same team twice in a row since arriving?

 

Ha ha, it's like captains picking ****ing teams at school and leaving the fattest/****test till last ! I honestly think he just has players faces on a ****ing dartboard and he sits in his office blindfolded and chucks 11 ****ing darts at the board !

 

I mean how else are you meant to decide on who can't play? Assuming that they have a valid ****ing visa in place of course !!

Sorry DeAndre, the person who was meant to be sorting your visa is on furlough at the minute!