Haha, nice try Juan, but honestly he looks pretty fresh faced compared to what he looks like now! He needs to shave his head and face and get a bit of fire in him. Thing is, put yourself in Steven Fletcher's Irn Bru soaked shoes.............he has got to the point in his career now where he'll never really amount to anything, the potential is long gone and the final product is here. He's just going through the motions until he goes to Celtic on a free next year where he will win the league a couple of times and retire. The man has no soul.
If he wants a change of career though, Danny Boyle said yesterday that his next film will be Trainspotting 2. Tell me someone better for the role of 'random scag head 3'.