You don't know what you're missing mate. Next time you have a blistering, gale force hangover, try this, from Psalm 22...
I am poured out like water, and all my bones are out of joint: my heart is like wax, it is melted in the midst of my bowels.
My strength is dried up like a potsherd: and my tongue cleaves to my jaws, and thou hast brought me into the dust of death
...but be not far from me, oh Lord. O my strength, haste thee to help me.
Deliver my soul from the sword; my darling from the power of the dog.
Save me from the lion's mouth; for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
