Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Innit bruv.

 

You probably not even a English man are you...

 

I certainly am not. Perish the thought. I may be a **** but I'm not that much of a **** tyvm.

 

My guess is after his dad seen who he was , his pa wished he had wacked off that particular night ...

 

It's why his mother annoys me.

Dunc should have been a dribble down the side of her mouth.

 

Wots happenin me bredrens?

Remember extra ibadah on the odd nights

 

Just had the munch...was at mosque earlier...


what you been doing?

 

Praying, reading Quran and avoiding the spats on here due to it being ramadhan

Struggling to sleep at the mo

 

same here sleeping pattern has been quite bad at the moment....

 

Must be age. After iftari body just shuts down, I am knock out for half an hour to an hour and then wide awake until 8am or something daft

Tried staying awake but doesn't happen. Probably the sugar rush of eating

 

Yeah trying to avoid the spats here..but knobheads dont wait for no one and sometimes you have to stand up to them when you didnt really want to

Fasting going steady...alot of time to iron out a few things...fasting usually brings them to the front of my mind.

Eating late is getting on my nerves now...but im learning about portioning so all is not lost

 

Evening

What we all eating today.

Dates and Fruit, a creamy chicken curry and boiled rice for me

 

7 days to go guys...

Stay with it.

Just consider this poor soul collateral damage

 

Sat at work, Brown rice, salad and Mint and Coriander yoghurt

A chocolate

 

How's it going for you Burly? What's the damage so far?

 

Just anger and retribution. Nothing out of the usual mate.

Just the usual ****.

 

Trying to lose weight during Ramadan is a nightmare mate.

Got a wedding to be ready for!

I don't know how you guys deal with it.

You have my utmost respect!

 

You have to break fast at work?

I can fast at work but need be at home to break fast.

Especially for the "movements" after that cup of tea

 

I never lose weight in ramadhan. Always put if on.

Dealing with it is a mindset tbh. When yih grow up with it and have seem it around you its no biggie

Funny thing try fasting outside of ramadhan and its a struggle

 

My wife does. And she's desperately trying to lose weight.

Me and religion. Never gone see eye to eye!