Spurlock's Ramadan diary

That would be smashing my little bin man

 

Ok mate, take the night off

 

lol so you are an immigrant now and not even an English man lol

 

He's never been English his Dad was from Scandinavia or Germany

 

You must be burning inside knowing your Jewish wife and daughter love guzzling Muslim cum in all their holes....



You get ripped new holes every day and still come back like a shameless whore...

 

Well to be fair no **** in their right mind would admit to being an Englishman.

 

What the actual ****.......

 

Lots of "cum guzzling" on the forum lately, do you think we could have a bit less?

 

Innit! So much for fasting eh?

 

I thought that was done now?

 

Well i just had two bacon baps so...

 

There you go then must be done now.

 

Lovely they were too. With brown sauce.

 

I had cereal, it was ok.

 

What's this?

Invasion of the fat Scottish Skirt wearing, log throwing kants?

No food for you here fat Scottish ****a

 

... why would everyone be wearing his shoes in the first place? ... you're starting to look more hole than dough, Krispy

 

I'm certainly going to have a much closer look at what's in these next time I'm tempted .....

 

^^^^^Planks peanut M&Ms all over his person so he can cheat at Ramadamadindong

 

You Englishmen with your unique sense of humour eh?

 

Just a bit of Ramadan bantz, take it with a pinch of Masala mate.