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Got another one...

As part of keeping fit I eat standard cornflakes for breakfast.

Last summer I was working on site and I used to commute and would bring my own bowl and I would pour milk from my home supply into my fishing flask for breakfast when I arrived.

I stopped this and am now back working in the office.

I do loads of fishing but only use the flask for the winter season - you can see where this is going!

I went to dig out my flask in the shed at the end of last year and I could already smell it before locating it.

I unscrewed the lid to sealed milk roughly 4 months old which had heated and cooled multiple times first in the boot of my car and then in the shed.

The smell was so horrific I just binned it. Didn't even contemplate washing it out!
 
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Milk is some horrible **** when it goes off.
Remember when I worked at Tesco as a kid, the worst job was always emptying the gone off milk into the drain and throwing the eggs and **** into the compactor out back.
Just going in to that room made me heave!
 
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Bodinki said:
Milk is some horrible **** when it goes off.
Remember when I worked at Tesco as a kid, the worst job was always emptying the gone off milk into the drain and throwing the eggs and **** into the compactor out back.
Just going in to that room made me heave!
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Yup.

In the car is worst.

Just wont go. Have to get the old wet vac hire guys out.
 
Bodinki said:
Milk is some horrible **** when it goes off.
Remember when I worked at Tesco as a kid, the worst job was always emptying the gone off milk into the drain and throwing the eggs and **** into the compactor out back.
Just going in to that room made me heave!
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It's a horrible smell alright.

We went away for 3 weeks last year and forgot about some chicken breasts that were in the fridge.

Got home, opened the door, and....<yikes>
 
Sharpe* said:
Got another one...

As part of keeping fit I eat standard cornflakes for breakfast.

Last summer I was working on site and I used to commute and would bring my own bowl and I would pour milk from my home supply into my fishing flask for breakfast when I arrived.

I stopped this and am now back working in the office.

I do loads of fishing but only use the flask for the winter season - you can see where this is going!

I went to dig out my flask in the shed at the end of last year and I could already smell it before locating it.

I unscrewed the lid to sealed milk roughly 4 months old which had heated and cooled multiple times first in the boot of my car and then in the shed.

The smell was so horrific I just binned it. Didn't even contemplate washing it out!
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I had a similar flask experience a long time ago, with soup.

You can't get the smell out of your nose, it burns.

It smelled like the toilets at a festival after a heatwave.
 
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Sharpe* said:
Yup.

In the car is worst.

Just wont go. Have to get the old wet vac hire guys out.
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My wife spilled milk in the car and just soaked it up with some tissue, she assured me it wouldn't stink because it was Lactose-free milk.

24 hours later, my almost brand new car smelled like a dead tramp's tongue.
 
Tel said:
My wife spilled milk in the car and just soaked it up with some tissue, she assured me it wouldn't stink because it was Lactose-free milk.

24 hours later, my almost brand new car smelled like a dead tramp's tongue.
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I woulda laid the ****ing pimp hand on my wife if she had pulled that ****!!
 
Sharpe* said:
Yup.

In the car is worst.

Just wont go. Have to get the old wet vac hire guys out.
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Cars!!...

****ing hell, that reminds me of when I lived in the states. We had gone out for a few after work. I didn't drink too much as I had to drive, but one guy named Al got virtually comatose after getting involved in some stupid drinking competition.

Anyway, he's wrecked and I volunteer to drive him home like a twat. **** heaves up everywhere before I can stop. It was ****ing volcanic.

I'm not sure I ever got that smell completely out of the car. ****! <grr>
 
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NowsufferinginSpain said:
Cars!!...

****ing hell, that reminds me of when I lived in the states. We had gone out for a few after work. I didn't drink too much as I had to drive, but one guy named Al got virtually comatose after getting involved in some stupid drinking competition.

Anyway, he's wrecked and I volunteer to drive him home like a twat. **** heaves up everywhere before I can stop. It was ****ing volcanic.

I'm not sure I ever got that smell completely out of the car. ****! <grr>
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I hope you sent him the cleaning bill!!
 
Tel said:
My wife spilled milk in the car and just soaked it up with some tissue, she assured me it wouldn't stink because it was Lactose-free milk.

24 hours later, my almost brand new car smelled like a dead tramp's tongue.
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Oh jesus Christ in a new car too?!

Not the best moment from your mrs!
 
NowsufferinginSpain said:
Cars!!...

****ing hell, that reminds me of when I lived in the states. We had gone out for a few after work. I didn't drink too much as I had to drive, but one guy named Al got virtually comatose after getting involved in some stupid drinking competition.

Anyway, he's wrecked and I volunteer to drive him home like a twat. **** heaves up everywhere before I can stop. It was ****ing volcanic.

I'm not sure I ever got that smell completely out of the car. ****! <grr>
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Christ.

Yeah sick is another one.

Luckily nobody, yet touch wood, has in any of mine.

Then its not just liquid to deal with <laugh>
 
Bodinki said:
I woulda laid the ****ing pimp hand on my wife if she had pulled that ****!!
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I'm used to it mate, I can't have anything good for very long around her.

She once lost my genuine Franck Muller in Thailand and said we could sort it by getting a fake one that looked just like it when we went back to Bangkok.
 
Tel said:
I'm used to it mate, I can't have anything good for very long around her.

She once lost my genuine Franck Muller in Thailand and said we could sort it by getting a fake one that looked just like it when we went back to Bangkok.
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Christ <doh>
 
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