Spurlock's Gym

thats not an easy demon to overcome.....i feel your pain.

 

Mate I literally throw the **** away - unless its a weekend as I do a rough 5-2 diet.

If there is biscuits in the office and I am alone I will literally crush then and put them in the bin so I cannot physically eat them otherwise give it an hour and I would have eaten about 10

More difficult if others are sharing the office.

When I used to work on site we used to get companies coming in and to ensure they got paid quickest one used to bring in curry!

 

I wouldn't mind a curry!

 

I love curry. But in general I hate people who bring smelly **** into the office to eat and stink the ****ing place out!..

Years ago I worked with a Danish guy that used to eat rollmops for breakfast. You'd walk into the dealing room before 7 am and the place stunk of ****ing rollmops! If you had any sort of hangover you felt like throwing up.

 

Or even if you didn't have a hangover

 

Ugh, know exactly what you mean.
One time, one of my guys thought it would be acceptable to bring Squid in to the office for lunch.
****ing stank to high heaven!

 

True!..how the **** didn't end up wearing them, I'm still not quite sure?..

 

Oh my god I used to work with a guy who would microwave fish - sardines I think out a can and it stunk the place out.

Imagine it. Working in temporary steel site cabins with no ventilation other than windows in the heat of summer.

God it was horrific.

 

I'd have ended up cramming up his arse. Can and all!...

 

Who the **** eats microwaved sardines!!?!?
I would have Phillip Banks'ed his arse out of the building.

 

Yeah I don't know how he didn't get thrown out of the window.

People would make small comments and he would just ignore.

He wasn't the most popular person as you can imagine!

 

just flicking through March 2014 edition of National Geographic and having a coffee.

 

The worse smell I have ever smelt at work though, in keeping with the threads theme, was some meathead who left a used protein shake bottle under his desk.
Must have been there for weeks with protein shake dregs in it.
He fished it out and opened the lid and **** me.......I have never smelt anything like it, it was full on nose rape!!

 

Talking about rape, i think you need to update the sig pic again..sick of her.

 

A separate person but a story worth telling...

In my last office I used to get on well with my old boss and we had good banter.

On the day I left I duct taped his laptop, phone, mug, chewing gum and glasses to his desk.

The bastard came out and put some over my hair which was quite brutal - of which a good bit came off when I pulled it out.

So when he went for a *** I stuck some of the old cheese one of the girls kept in the fridge to the underside of his desk!

I got txt about two weeks later!

 

done
A bit of Erin Moriarty instead

 

Not bad.

7.5/10

 

I sometimes forget mine, leave it in the boot of the car after training at 6am and by 6pm when I get home, it stinks. There's nothing worse than shaker stank, I've found one that I'd left in the fridge with casein in, thick gloopy mush, I'd been away for 2 weeks in Mexico, I didn't even attempt to clean it out, straight in the bin.

Smells are a big thing for me, there's nowt worse than somebody with a pissy hoodie on in the gym, ****ing wash your clothes.

 

Ahh yes...she can do my ironing any day, thanks Bope.