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Chief said:
****ing cakes.

Yesterday I had four ****ing recruitment agencies reps through my door trying to peddle their workforce off on me and everyone of them brought a bag of doughnuts and some box of sugar filled ****e or other with them. I took some of the deep fried nasties home with me as a treat for the kids, couldn't resist tucking into one for myself of course.

Then today at our office some fat **** decided it was his birthday and bought a shed load of cake and stuff in as well.

What can you do, you go to the kitchen to make a brew and there the ****ers are? One custard slice and a couple of flap jacks later and am sat here wracked with self loathing.
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thats not an easy demon to overcome.....i feel your pain.
 
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Chief said:
****ing cakes.

Yesterday I had four ****ing recruitment agencies reps through my door trying to peddle their workforce off on me and everyone of them brought a bag of doughnuts and some box of sugar filled ****e or other with them. I took some of the deep fried nasties home with me as a treat for the kids, couldn't resist tucking into one for myself of course.

Then today at our office some fat **** decided it was his birthday and bought a shed load of cake and stuff in as well.

What can you do, you go to the kitchen to make a brew and there the ****ers are? One custard slice and a couple of flap jacks later and am sat here wracked with self loathing.
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Mate I literally throw the **** away - unless its a weekend as I do a rough 5-2 diet.

If there is biscuits in the office and I am alone I will literally crush then and put them in the bin so I cannot physically eat them otherwise give it an hour and I would have eaten about 10 <laugh>

More difficult if others are sharing the office.

When I used to work on site we used to get companies coming in and to ensure they got paid quickest one used to bring in curry!
 
Chief said:
****ing cakes.

Yesterday I had four ****ing recruitment agencies reps through my door trying to peddle their workforce off on me and everyone of them brought a bag of doughnuts and some box of sugar filled ****e or other with them. I took some of the deep fried nasties home with me as a treat for the kids, couldn't resist tucking into one for myself of course.

Then today at our office some fat **** decided it was his birthday and bought a shed load of cake and stuff in as well.

What can you do, you go to the kitchen to make a brew and there the ****ers are? One custard slice and a couple of flap jacks later and am sat here wracked with self loathing.
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<laugh>
 
I love curry. But in general I hate people who bring smelly **** into the office to eat and stink the ****ing place out!..

Years ago I worked with a Danish guy that used to eat rollmops for breakfast. You'd walk into the dealing room before 7 am and the place stunk of ****ing rollmops! If you had any sort of hangover you felt like throwing up.
 
NowsufferinginSpain said:
I love curry. But in general upi hate people who bring smelly **** into the office to eat and stink the ****ing place out!..

Years ago I worked with a Danish guy that used to eat rollmops for breakfast. You'd walk into the dealing room before 7 am and the place stunk of ****ing rollmops! If you had any sort of hangover you felt like throwing up.
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Or even if you didn't have a hangover :emoticon-0119-puke:
 
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NowsufferinginSpain said:
I love curry. But in general upi hate people who bring smelly **** into the office to eat and stink the ****ing place out!..

Years ago I worked with a Danish guy that used to eat rollmops for breakfast. You'd walk into the dealing room before 7 am and the place stunk of ****ing rollmops! If you had any sort of hangover you felt like throwing up.
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Ugh, know exactly what you mean.
One time, one of my guys thought it would be acceptable to bring Squid in to the office for lunch.
****ing stank to high heaven!
 
NowsufferinginSpain said:
I love curry. But in general I hate people who bring smelly **** into the office to eat and stink the ****ing place out!..

Years ago I worked with a Danish guy that used to eat rollmops for breakfast. You'd walk into the dealing room before 7 am and the place stunk of ****ing rollmops! If you had any sort of hangover you felt like throwing up.
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Oh my god I used to work with a guy who would microwave fish - sardines I think out a can and it stunk the place out.

Imagine it. Working in temporary steel site cabins with no ventilation other than windows in the heat of summer.

God it was horrific.
 
Sharpe* said:
Oh my god I used to work with a guy who would microwave fish - sardines I think out a can and it stunk the place out.

Imagine it. Working in temporary steel site cabins with no ventilation other than windows in the heat of summer.

Good it was horrific.
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I'd have ended up cramming up his arse. Can and all!...
 
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Sharpe* said:
Oh my god I used to work with a guy who would microwave fish - sardines I think out a can and it stunk the place out.

Imagine it. Working in temporary steel site cabins with no ventilation other than windows in the heat of summer.

God it was horrific.
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Who the **** eats microwaved sardines!!?!?
I would have Phillip Banks'ed his arse out of the building.
 
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The worse smell I have ever smelt at work though, in keeping with the threads theme, was some meathead who left a used protein shake bottle under his desk.
Must have been there for weeks with protein shake dregs in it.
He fished it out and opened the lid and **** me.......I have never smelt anything like it, it was full on nose rape!!
 
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Bodinki said:
The worse smell I have ever smelt at work though, in keeping with the threads theme, was some meathead who left a used protein shake bottle under his desk.
Must have been there for weeks with protein shake dregs in it.
He fished it out and opened the lid and **** me.......I have never smelt anything like it, it was full on nose rape!!
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Talking about rape, i think you need to update the sig pic again..sick of her.
 
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A separate person but a story worth telling...

In my last office I used to get on well with my old boss and we had good banter.

On the day I left I duct taped his laptop, phone, mug, chewing gum and glasses to his desk.

The bastard came out and put some over my hair which was quite brutal - of which a good bit came off when I pulled it out.

So when he went for a *** I stuck some of the old cheese one of the girls kept in the fridge to the underside of his desk!

I got txt about two weeks later!
 
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Bodinki said:
The worse smell I have ever smelt at work though, in keeping with the threads theme, was some meathead who left a used protein shake bottle under his desk.
Must have been there for weeks with protein shake dregs in it.
He fished it out and opened the lid and **** me.......I have never smelt anything like it, it was full on nose rape!!
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I sometimes forget mine, leave it in the boot of the car after training at 6am and by 6pm when I get home, it stinks. There's nothing worse than shaker stank, I've found one that I'd left in the fridge with casein in, thick gloopy mush, I'd been away for 2 weeks in Mexico, I didn't even attempt to clean it out, straight in the bin.

Smells are a big thing for me, there's nowt worse than somebody with a pissy hoodie on in the gym, ****ing wash your clothes.
 
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