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Spurlock said:
Are you ****ing daft on purpose? or maybe you think everyone else is daft? lol

i couldnt give 2 hoots about the picture....ive seen it before and had a giggle at it...like i have said and you have chosen to by pass...its not the picture its how you get scorned by someone and then thats it...you go after them with your bitch moves...you are seriously like a scorned woman <ok>

Try not to focus on the picture eh?...because i wasnt, it was about you and how you behave like a bunny boiler.

Anyway...mop is in the store room..get cleaning....Gym opens at 9, i want you out of here by 10 to 9...get yourself off to the wooden hut, you've earned it<ok>
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When did you last have a holiday Turdy? Think you need to get away or buy some tampons. <ok>
 
Has the dumbell gone?

shes a right hoe.....anyway.....sitting on the couch reading a June 2015 edition of 'Mens Health' whilst having a coffee.

Quiet day at the Gym...i took Tel's advice and bought myself some Doritos to go with the dips he was talking about yesterday.
 
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My wife packed me my food for the day, and made a grave error this morning. She seemingly has got something wrong as she appears to have provided me with a banana and an apple for my breakfast.

I certainly do not remember telling her that I have turned homosexual, so I now face a dilemma of what to have for lunch, and how to break the news to her that she needs to move out immediately.
 
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Tel said:
My wife packed me my food for the day, and made a grave error this morning. She seemingly has got something wrong as she appears to have provided me with a banana and an apple for my breakfast.

I certainly do not remember telling her that I have turned homosexual, so I now face a dilemma of what to have for lunch, and how to break the news to her that she needs to move out immediately.
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Bahaha.

Definitely need to have a quiet word with her.
 
****ing cakes.

Yesterday I had four ****ing recruitment agencies reps through my door trying to peddle their workforce off on me and everyone of them brought a bag of doughnuts and some box of sugar filled ****e or other with them. I took some of the deep fried nasties home with me as a treat for the kids, couldn't resist tucking into one for myself of course.

Then today at our office some fat **** decided it was his birthday and bought a shed load of cake and stuff in as well.

What can you do, you go to the kitchen to make a brew and there the ****ers are? One custard slice and a couple of flap jacks later and am sat here wracked with self loathing.
 
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