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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    When did you last have a holiday Turdy? Think you need to get away or buy some tampons. <ok>
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    August.....can you have a look in you're handbag, most bitches carry an 'emergency' one.


    lol
     
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    Lads no fighting in the gym <ok>
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    lol[/QUOTE]
    It's only handbags mate he loves a handbag warm up these days.:)
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Has the dumbell gone?

    shes a right hoe.....anyway.....sitting on the couch reading a June 2015 edition of 'Mens Health' whilst having a coffee.

    Quiet day at the Gym...i took Tel's advice and bought myself some Doritos to go with the dips he was talking about yesterday.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Nice to see they've relabelled it so men can read it in public without the old dirty looks. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My wife packed me my food for the day, and made a grave error this morning. She seemingly has got something wrong as she appears to have provided me with a banana and an apple for my breakfast.

    I certainly do not remember telling her that I have turned homosexual, so I now face a dilemma of what to have for lunch, and how to break the news to her that she needs to move out immediately.
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Women <doh>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    one for the Gym playlist...Gerrrupp!

     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    I knew him when he was just a nickel.
     
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    Bahaha.

    Definitely need to have a quiet word with her.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    hopefully he's thrown her out.
     
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    That would be the most decent and correct thing to do.

    She will accept this knowing she has done wrong.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    what you doing at the Gym today Skiddy? come for a protein shake? hehe
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

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    Having my first alcoholic drink for a week as it's Friday and making a healthy homemade chicken soup for supper.
    Thanks. <ok>
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Who cares what she accepts
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    puff
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Puff comes later.....:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Gym tracks... now we're talkin.





     
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    ****ing cakes.

    Yesterday I had four ****ing recruitment agencies reps through my door trying to peddle their workforce off on me and everyone of them brought a bag of doughnuts and some box of sugar filled ****e or other with them. I took some of the deep fried nasties home with me as a treat for the kids, couldn't resist tucking into one for myself of course.

    Then today at our office some fat **** decided it was his birthday and bought a shed load of cake and stuff in as well.

    What can you do, you go to the kitchen to make a brew and there the ****ers are? One custard slice and a couple of flap jacks later and am sat here wracked with self loathing.
     
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