Off Topic some things are just wrong.

[Burly Hurley]

I bet you have your lights up already

Well I do get back home tomorrow and will be bored and.....

 

[Commachio]

Comm doesn't like Brussel sprouts, Roast Chestnuts or anything to do with Christmas.

He's going to come out as a Jehovah's witness by the end of this thread.

I'll be knocking on your shed door.

 

[Commachio]

Well I do get back home tomorrow and will be bored and.....

?

still in hospitial?

 

[PINKIE]

I'll be knocking on your shed door.

Handing out little books with pictures of children hugging lions with rainbows in the background.

 

[Burly Hurley]

?

still in hospitial?

Yep. Last night here in that fantastic NHS institution, the Royal Marsden Hospital!

 

[Commachio]

Handing out little books with pictures of children hugging lions with rainbows in the background.

No handing out books of lions eating childrens brains.

 

[PINKIE]

Yep. Last night here in that fantastic NHS institution, the Royal Marsden Hospital!

Glad to hear you're coming out Burly.













































and going home from hospital too

 

[PINKIE]

No handing out books of lions eating childrens brains.

More ****ing accurate that the fantasy ****e they pedal.

 

[Commachio]

Yep. Last night here in that fantastic NHS institution, the Royal Marsden Hospital!

Well you've paid your taxes, might aswell milk the ****ers.

 

[PINKIE]

Well you've paid your taxes, might aswell milk the ****ers.

Should steal some bed side lamps on his way out.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Well you've paid your taxes, might aswell milk the ****ers.

I've given the NHS nearly 32 years mate. There won't be 33. Once I'm recovered I'm quitting!! Gonna do something different!!

 

[PINKIE]

I've given the NHS nearly 32 years mate. There won't be 33. Once I'm recovered I'm quitting!! Gonna do something different!!

Funghi collecter ?

 

[Burly Hurley]

Should steal some bed side lamps on his way out.

I brought an extra bag

 

[Burly Hurley]

Funghi collecter ?

No mate. You've already cornered that market.

Wasp farming maybe?

 

[PINKIE]

I brought an extra bag

Tell them all that clunking about as you leave is your unwashed underwear.

 

[PINKIE]

No mate. You've already cornered that market.

Wasp farming maybe?

Matth can be your apprentice.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Matth can be your apprentice.

Damn!! Someone else got there before me!

Back to the drawing board!

 

[Commachio]

Matth can be your apprentice.

He just chews them

 

[PINKIE]

He just chews them

And keeps little bits of them behind his ear for later.

 

[Blueman]

Maybe they'll even do spunk flavour, just for you