Sol Campbell

A likely story.

Pics or GTFO

 

I feel a #shirtgate coming on ....

 

So it is HIAG. I'm pleased to see that Stan has improved your Cambridge graduate brain.

 

I'm getting the feeling you don't like him

Completely understandable, mind.

The Torres saga really fumed me - as did Owen.

Neither are as bad as Sol's case though. It literally could not be any worse.

That's a Gerrard to United, Gary Neville to Liverpool, Cole to Chelsea sort of level.

 

No, Afro Stan. That really isn't possible.

More likely, all you have done, is correct an error made by my auto-spell function.

We should put a skirt on you and call you "Sue."

 

What was devious about his behaviour?

 

Why would your auto spell function amend a word that was spelt correctly? Does it also subscribe to the theory that you're a bell end?

 

I have no idea, Stan. I really do not go into these things to the same degree of all-consuming, nerd-like fashion that you obviously do.

All I know is that I am a very busy man. My time on this site, during these hours, is a distraction, snatched at quickly, and I rely on the auto-spell to get things right for me. I do not have the time to proof-read what I write, and I am more than happy to leave those secretarial functions to you and Bambi. Sort it out between you.

 

Did he go on strike?

 

So basically your Cambridge degree educated brain thought riposte was spelt repost and you're making use of your overworked shovel again

 

He didn't need to, his contract was up. The deception was the months of promising he'd resign, along with the months of promising he'd never sign for Arsenal. Willie Young and Pat Jennings moved in the same direction. No ill feelings to them (well Young was ****, so they were welcome)

 

So your auto correct takes words that are spelt correctly and then misspells them ?

 

All joking aside, my phone does that. Type a properly spelled word but sometimes it thinks it knows better and substitutes another word.

 

Yes he did .... I was devastated when he went - was just a kid... first got the news when on holiday in Newquay that summer ... transpired Frank Worthington banging his missus was partly behind his decision to move . (allegedly)

 

Mine does too, but a quick check reveals that 'riposte' isn't auto corrected to 'repost'

 

Says the melt who has dedicated whole threads to Leicester City since we got promoted ...and went on to win the title humiliating him and his predictions along the way

Why the fcuk would you think I'd be bothered about Spurs? ... any flak that has come Spurs way from Leicester City fans on here is almost wholly down to you being a sore loser and a poorer wum

 

HIAG dedicates half his life to trying to wum Leicester, ****ing it up, and then accuses you of being obsessed with Spurs.

 

One of your funnier posts .... you make more early hours posts on here than perhaps anyone .... even staying up to 3 / 4am to do your feeble photoshop stuff ...you calling another poster a nerd is the equivalent of Lucretia Borgia labelling Katie Hopkins a 'bit of a bitch'