Soccer Aid 2014

[Jezz511]

I thought John Bishop did well all tings considered.

Considering he's a bit older as well he certainly wasn't bad. He slid straight through davids and he looked like he thought he was dreaming! Then again I would be hoping the game lasted forever if I was playing seedorf, davids and del piero

 

[roseniorhisgranisfromhull]

Jack Whitehall was worse than useless.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Youve wound me up, dont ever ****ing tell me what to do. As much as this might shock you you're not the ****ing messageboard pope.

You thought 'I suggest you start a 'Gary Barlow is a ****' thread forthwith, so you can vent your anger there and leave others to discuss Olly Murs abilities as a left winger.' was a serious suggestion? Get a grip man.

 

[originallambrettaman]

Jack Whitehall was worse than useless.

He was funnier than he is on stage.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Youve wound me up, dont ever ****ing tell me what to do. As much as this might shock you you're not the ****ing messageboard pope.

I've been worried about bummers of late. Too calm not wound up about cheating Italians. Glad he's back to normal

 

[Spook]

He was funnier than he is on stage.

Aye, 'messageboard pope'.

 

[Charlie1]

Youve wound me up, dont ever ****ing tell me what to do. As much as this might shock you you're not the ****ing messageboard pope.

So as not to offend those of other religious beliefs maybe it should be 'you're not the ****ing messageboards religious leader of your chosen faith'. Will save loads of arguments.

 

[DMD]

So as not to offend those of other religious beliefs maybe it should be 'you're not the ****ing messageboards religious leader of your chosen faith'. Will save loads of arguments.

Nah, bum face is always having a pope at someone.

 

[Charlie1]

Nah, bum face is always having a pope at someone.

I'm having nun of that.

 

[DMD]

I'm having nun of that.

Good, you've enough bad habits.

 

[Charlie1]

Good, you've enough bad habits.

Amen to that sister.

 

[DMD]

Amen to that sister.

Holy cow.

 

[Charlie1]

Holy cow.

Hey I may not be the virgin Mary but no need to call me a cow.

 

[balkan tiger]

Hey I may not be the virgin Mary but no need to call me a cow.

But you're sacred

 

[Charlie1]

But you're sacred

That's as maybe but still a cow?

 

[DMD]

Mates bird dumped him because he insulted the Pope. I said 'daft lad, didn't you know she was Catholic?" He says "Aye, but I didn't know the Pope was".




NB this may contain some elements that are fictional...like me having mates.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Kin Nora.

Did I start all this off with my criticism of Football Aid?

Is it even called Football Aid?

Anyways, I would just like to offer a toke on my peace pipe to those who have had a Raymond Van Barneveld over the subject.

Chill them beans dudes.

Chill them morherf**kers right down.

 

[balkan tiger]

That's as maybe but still a cow?

With hindu sight, i should of thought about that.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Mates bird dumped him because he insulted the Pope. I said 'daft lad, didn't you know she was Catholic?" He says "Aye, but I didn't know the Pope was".




NB this may contain some elements that are fictional...like me having mates.

Not religious but slightly related.


My mate said he was going to a fancy dress party and was going as a small Italian island.

I replied " Don't be Siciliy"




I'm here all week.

 

[DMD]

These things are all just cyclic anyway, I hear reincarnation is making a comeback.