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Jezz511

Jezz511

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    I've been sat here for hours waiting for the plumber to come. Tantric porn films get a bit boring after a while
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    Turtles, ehh? Personally I like pigs - with dogs, you need to give them constant attention, because they look up to you. Cats misbehave and think they're superior, but pigs, they know their place in this world
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    Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes - that's my quote btw :p
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    "Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."
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    “One person with a belief is equal to the force of 100,000 who have only interests.”
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    'The superior man is modest in his speech, but effective with his actions' <whistle>
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    Michael McIntyre is a legend :p 'woman, I am tired of your indoor ****. Today, I WILL COOK - outside'
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    If it's nice weather I will also be barbecuing (it's a man thing, sun comes out, we must BBQ).
    Haha, I bet he was impressed! ;)
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    Quite a few. When we go to play tennis on Monday (I'm assuming ;)) I'll show you which ones were mine!
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    The rep thread died :( well done!
    Yeah it's orite, I haven't actually done anything today, I've been reading my own write ups in the Gazette all morning <laugh>
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    I know :p
    By the way, you're ****ed now, I've got rep being shared out on the Tigers board!!
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