Soccer Aid 2014

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Fat Sam will probably just stick John Bishop and Matt Le Tissier up front and tell everyone to hoof it to them, so they don't have to worry about the ROTW midfield.
 
How can you not want a team that has Del Piero, Shevchenko, Seedorf, Davids, Stam, the Man v Food bloke, Brian Clough (when he ****ed up Leeds), Professor X, Hawkeye and that bloke from Avatar to win?
 
These are all the legends that have played in the past ones, if anyone can be arsed a 'Legends Xi' might be interesting.

England

seaman
adams
gazza
redknapp
Les Ferdinand
John Barnes
Bryan Robson
Le Saux
Shearer
Sheringham
Des Walker
Nicky Butt
Keown
Kev Phillips
Ince
Carragher
Le tissier

ROTW
Zola
Desailly
Ginola
Dunga
Matthäus
Schmeichel
Maradona
Gullit
Poyet
Baresi
Stam
Lehmann
Larsson
Zidane
Giggs
Figo
Hyypiä
Di Canio
Romário
Figo
Taffarel
Rush
Keane
Crespo
Ljungberg
Van der Sar
Stam
Davids
Del Piero
Seedorf
Shevchenko
 
Anyone else a bit confused? They said only 4 legends on the pitch at any one time, yet the Rest of World team have 5. I assume keepers don't count? Meanwhile, Fat Sam only has 3, 2 if it's only outfield. Am I right?

Rest of World start with Van Der Sar, Stam, Seedorf, Davids and Del Piero. Yet England start with Seaman, Carragher and Philips from what I can see.

The midfield match-up I alluded to is a clash of Seedord and Davids against John Bishop and Ben Shepherd. <laugh>
 
Anyone else a bit confused? They said only 4 legends on the pitch at any one time, yet the Rest of World team have 5. I assume keepers don't count? Meanwhile, Fat Sam only has 3, 2 if it's only outfield. Am I right?

Rest of World start with Van Der Sar, Stam, Seedorf, Davids and Del Piero. Yet England start with Seaman, Carragher and Philips from what I can see.

The midfield match-up I alluded to is a clash of Seedord and Davids against John Bishop and Ben Shepherd. <laugh>

Hahahahaha
 
Anyone else a bit confused? They said only 4 legends on the pitch at any one time, yet the Rest of World team have 5. I assume keepers don't count? Meanwhile, Fat Sam only has 3, 2 if it's only outfield. Am I right?

Rest of World start with Van Der Sar, Stam, Seedorf, Davids and Del Piero. Yet England start with Seaman, Carragher and Philips from what I can see.

The midfield match-up I alluded to is a clash of Seedord and Davids against John Bishop and Ben Shepherd. <laugh>

Doesn't count fella. Each team has a legend and a celeb keeper, each have to play a full half in any order.
 
Just back from taking the dog for a walk and they still not off yet!! They give ten minutes before a champions league game, this bag of ****-hours

got to get all the charity stuff in beforehand haven't they? Not like comic relief where they can stick it in after every act or whatever. And they usually have some analysis afterwards.

Big sams not looking so big is he?!
 
I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than watch that load of old ****e.

Same old bum chums of Williams pretending to do something for charity so they can play at Old Traffird or wherever it is every year.

I've never heard of half of 'em.

Walk from Lands End to John O Groats you set of pretentious ****s and I might stick my hand in my pocket.

After all this is for charity isn't it and not a w**k fest for Williams and his arse wipe mates?

Talking of which has anyone who's watching this donated owt?

I probably know the answer to that one.