Smoking

One thing you should never do is put your 1 year old child in a situation where you are going to come into conflict verbal or otherwise.
Little Chantel would be traumatised if she saw someone put her angry father on his arse for running his mouth off outside Asda .

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We don't all use chav names for our kids lilman.

Or shop at places like Asda.
Lillmam?<laugh>

You wouldn't get people smoking outside Waitrose .
A quick mental evaluation would hint at your 1 year old being your first born, you have the mindset that nobody before you has given the World the gift of life and the rest of the World should be in awe of this miracle of nature.

In reality people have babies all the time and nobody other than you cares .
She is going to be at the same height as exhaust pipes which will undoubtedly cause her more harm than a waft of tobacco.
 
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Lillmam?<laugh>

You wouldn't get people smoking outside Waitrose .
A quick mental evaluation would hint at your 1 year old being your first born, you have the mindset that nobody before you has given the World the gift of life and the rest of the World should be in awe of this miracle of nature.

In reality people have babies all the time and nobody other than you cares .
She is going to be at the same height as exhaust pipes which will undoubtedly cause her more harm than a waft of tobacco.

Well that was a waste of time for us both.
 
Dunc absolutely foaming that everybody on an Internet forum is not prescribing to Dunc's Guide To Parenting.

I'll be sure to pick it up next time I'm in Waterstones.
 
This is true, as we moved the smokers outside it added fuel to the non smokers fire so like I said beer gardens are now full of smokers and I hate it.

And pubs are now full of drippy prats who are too soft to smoke, drinking ****e imported lagers at £7 a bottle.

And don't get me ****ing started on gastropubs <grr>.

Fortunately, I did my drinking in the days when pubs had dartboards, all the walls were stained yellow with nicotine, every table had an ashtray the size of an upturned frisbee, and the only food available was a crusty liver sausage roll that had been sitting in a case on the bar for a month.<ok>

Fuxakes, you weren't even allowed in pubs in those days unless you had a packet of Players No 6 tucked in your front pocket.
 
Fortunately, I did my drinking in the days when pubs had dartboards, all the walls were stained yellow with nicotine, every table had an ashtray the size of an upturned frisbee, and the only food available was a crusty liver sausage roll that had been sitting in a case on the bar for a month.ok
My dad owned pubs.

My diet between the ages of 9 and 17 basically consisted of peanuts, Scampi Fries, Pork Scratchings and frazzles :)
 
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Dunc and brb seemed to make a lot of what seemed a throwaway comment to me. Strange.
 
Explains why he has to make do with inflatables for his love life.
You're ****ing mental.....the weirdest case of Not606 180 degree ****tardation since Sisu escaped from the asylum <laugh>
 
Anyway my thread was really about proper smoking, big cigars or pipes. This is cool and more people should do it other than the stinky ***s that people smoke or these silly vape things that blow up.
 
Smoking is cool btw. Don't let anyone tell you it isn't.

See old Hollywood movies for evidence. Never saw Humphrey Bogart without a Lucky Strike on the burn, and he was the coolest dude in history.
I agree
 
You're ****ing mental.....the weirdest case of Not606 180 degree ****tardation since Sisu escaped from the asylum <laugh>

Whatever happened to Sisu....he seemed to disappear after i blew his energy theories out the window with geothermal <laugh>