Smoking

I think Tel is going to name his next daughter Asda and if it's a boy Marlboro.

 

Lillmam?

You wouldn't get people smoking outside Waitrose .
A quick mental evaluation would hint at your 1 year old being your first born, you have the mindset that nobody before you has given the World the gift of life and the rest of the World should be in awe of this miracle of nature.

In reality people have babies all the time and nobody other than you cares .
She is going to be at the same height as exhaust pipes which will undoubtedly cause her more harm than a waft of tobacco.

 

Well that was a waste of time for us both.

 

Dunc absolutely foaming that everybody on an Internet forum is not prescribing to Dunc's Guide To Parenting.

I'll be sure to pick it up next time I'm in Waterstones.

 

lol think Dunc nailed it

 

All this arguing but at the end of the day smokers are dicks.

 

And pubs are now full of drippy prats who are too soft to smoke, drinking ****e imported lagers at £7 a bottle.

And don't get me ****ing started on gastropubs .

Fortunately, I did my drinking in the days when pubs had dartboards, all the walls were stained yellow with nicotine, every table had an ashtray the size of an upturned frisbee, and the only food available was a crusty liver sausage roll that had been sitting in a case on the bar for a month.

Fuxakes, you weren't even allowed in pubs in those days unless you had a packet of Players No 6 tucked in your front pocket.

 

My dad owned pubs.

My diet between the ages of 9 and 17 basically consisted of peanuts, Scampi Fries, Pork Scratchings and frazzles

 

Explains a lot.

 

Explains why he has to make do with inflatables for his love life.

 

Dunc and brb seemed to make a lot of what seemed a throwaway comment to me. Strange.

 

It was good fun though.

 

I was going to post the same.

 

You're ****ing mental.....the weirdest case of Not606 180 degree ****tardation since Sisu escaped from the asylum

 

Anyway my thread was really about proper smoking, big cigars or pipes. This is cool and more people should do it other than the stinky ***s that people smoke or these silly vape things that blow up.

 

Smoking is cool btw. Don't let anyone tell you it isn't.

See old Hollywood movies for evidence. Never saw Humphrey Bogart without a Lucky Strike on the burn, and he was the coolest dude in history.

 

They only blow up because twats buy Unregulated vape mods and haven't a clue what they are doing.

 

I agree

 

Whatever happened to Sisu....he seemed to disappear after i blew his energy theories out the window with geothermal