Shearer's ebar
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Have merged with the ebar which is where any general stuff should go.... it's will also prevent copious amounts of Mackem Beel.
I honestly think Monty got the wrong board there too.
I honestly think Monty got the wrong board there too.
You were playing a team who are in League 1 and will probably get relegated, they should look class.
I'll lay a round of drinks on, see if we can get some custom in the bar.
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And for those that need it, emoticon-0162-coffe
:And for those that need it, emoticon-0162-coffe
I'll lay a round of drinks on, see if we can get some custom in the bar.
And for those that need it, emoticon-0162-coffe
Just a wee glass of red for me please AB.
I'll lay a round of drinks on, see if we can get some custom in the bar.
And for those that need it, emoticon-0162-coffe
Cheers AB.
Wouldn't mind a Rum Snatch if any floating about...
Cheers AB.
Wouldn't mind a Rum Snatch if any floating about...
Sorry (hic) had all the rum myself.
Cheers AB.
Wouldn't mind a Rum Snatch if any floating about...
A man like myself, I love Rum and I love snatch....................
Examples could be;
"that girl's got a nasty smelling snatch"
"He proceeded to snatch her purse the dirty monkey mackem"
Rooney on his last visit to wearside "I lost my arm in a mackem grannies snatch"
"Was it good?" "Yeah she had a really tight snatch"
"The weightlifters snatch was impressive"
Seems quite a versatile word. Mine was completely innocent of course.
I have just read this definition on the Urban Dictionary though
:"The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after ****). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting"
On reading up on rum related practices, I also found this which may be worth a try:
Rum Cave
One props up one's girlfriend onto her head. The recipient is now doing a head stand. The perpetrator of the rum cave holds the recipient's legs spread wide and pours into her muff a blend of several flavors of rum. The woman's legs are then brought close together again and she is spun around (for proper mixing of the rum in her muff). The rum cave girl is then bent forward so that one can drink the rum from her now sterile snatch. Add cut fruit pieces and a little umbrella for a tropical drink.
Examples could be;
"that girl's got a nasty smelling snatch"
"He proceeded to snatch her purse the dirty monkey mackem"
Rooney on his last visit to wearside "I lost my arm in a mackem grannies snatch"
"Was it good?" "Yeah she had a really tight snatch"
"The weightlifters snatch was impressive"
Seems quite a versatile word. Mine was completely innocent of course.
I have just read this definition on the Urban Dictionary though
"The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after ****). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting"
On reading up on rum related practices, I also found this which may be worth a try:
Rum Cave
One props up one's girlfriend onto her head. The recipient is now doing a head stand. The perpetrator of the rum cave holds the recipient's legs spread wide and pours into her muff a blend of several flavors of rum. The woman's legs are then brought close together again and she is spun around (for proper mixing of the rum in her muff). The rum cave girl is then bent forward so that one can drink the rum from her now sterile snatch. Add cut fruit pieces and a little umbrella for a tropical drink.
That sounds very interesting, when do you intend trying it? Can I come and watch?
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guys i don't know what normally goes on around here but having paid a passing visit....any chance you can do this stuff in the password protected area please. We've already had enough trouble recently with the google ads getting banned again (hence why the swear filter disappeared for a while). Surely this is what the password protected area is for...?
I've just had a carribean buffet lunch and had some curried goat.
gotta say it's sublime.
That's all.
gotta say it's sublime.
That's all.