I fancied the Roman game on the Xbox, but I reckon the PS4 will be the better games console, and that's ultimately what I'd want, not the ability to see the jiggly tits of the overweight Mexican kid who's humping me on Fifa... Having to constantly have the thing linked up to the internet and engage in pissing contests with facebook "friends" (yes, ultimately you'll be competing with the miserable acquaintances you only added out of social niceness, rather than any of your genuine compadres) isn't up my street at all. I play games to forget the outside world, not merge them together... Until they create a passable sex simulator, then I'll let Obi in

Having said that, I've played my Xbox 360 once in the last 6 months. If I'm investing £600 in something that'll sit on my desk and do f*** all, I'll get a deluxe night-light first, at least that might stop me wetting the bed.