Shearer's ebar

[Agent Bruce]

"A football manager in Peru is facing a lengthy ban after being sent off for tripping an opposition player as he raced clear to score."

Quality. South American football is classic.

A laugh a minute.

Better than crying for 90 minutes.

 

[Agent Bruce]

"Newcastle midfielder Cheick Tiote, 27, has agreed to wear next season's shirt, despite it being sponsored by a money lending company. There were fears Tiote, a Muslim, would refuse to do so."

The Independent.

At the end of the day he knows where his bread is buttered.

 

[Obi Wan]

At the end of the day he knows where his bread is buttered.

Just as well he likes bread and butter then. If he had more exotic tastes we'd be stuffed.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Must say that I don't care much for the tops myself and it'll be the first one I haven't bought for many years.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Just as well he likes bread and butter then. If he had more exotic tastes we'd be stuffed.

Oh he has got more exotic tastes than bread and butter, believe me.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Well it's that time again when I get my head down and dream of us winning the FA Cup and the Premiership and going into Europe and walking all over everybody.

Night all.

 

[Obi Wan]

Well it's that time again when I get my head down and dream of us winning the FA Cup and the Premiership and going into Europe and walking all over everybody.

Night all.

Night AB. Might be an idea not to wake up afterwards.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Night AB. Might be an idea not to wake up afterwards.

Not sure which way to take that.

 

[Obi Wan]

Not sure which way to take that.

The realisation of "us winning the FA Cup and the Premiership and going into Europe and walking all over everybody." is only a dream and the reality is we have Joke inear, Shola, Jonas, Willo and reports of our decent players maybe being sold, could all have a serious impact on your mental well being.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Is it a dream, is it reality?

 

[Obi Wan]

Is it a dream, is it reality?

Hmm, good point. Maybe "us winning the FA Cup and the Premiership and going into Europe and walking all over everybody" is real and the whole Joke inear thingy is just a horrible nightmare.

 

[Obi Wan]

Woah! I thought our fans were unhappy with recent events. Watch this!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23109817

 

[Darth Plagueis]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/27/newcastle-united-aston-villa-darren-bent

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[Agent Bruce]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jun/27/newcastle-united-aston-villa-darren-bent

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Up late Tash, your Ma and Pa away on holiday?

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Up late Tash, your Ma and Pa away on holiday?

They've actually just come back lol.

And 5 mins after that post I fell asleep and had a great 8 hour sleep. My workouts are helping me sleep much better.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

They've actually just come back lol.

And 5 mins after that post I fell asleep and had a great 8 hour sleep. My workouts are helping me sleep much better.

Good old Girlzilla

 

[Agent Bruce]

They've actually just come back lol.

And 5 mins after that post I fell asleep and had a great 8 hour sleep. My workouts are helping me sleep much better.

Pumping hard?

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Pumping hard?

Nah. Just old fashioned jogging bro.

 

[Obi Wan]

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So you did join Mike Ashley so he could use your jizz as a weapon of mass destruction!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Nah. Just old fashioned jogging bro.

Keeping your same seat this season Tash?