Fantastic .... It's compulsory to hate them
My advice would be pick a name that blokes will notice & flirt like hell
You'll have to teach her how to get the jugs out Minxy.
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You'll have to teach her how to get the jugs out Minxy.
Fantastic .... It's compulsory to hate them
My advice would be pick a name that blokes will notice & flirt like hell
I'm trying but it's not working
Ohhhhh...you meant her...
I'm trying but it's not working
You were the boy in the playground that used to pull a girls hair if you fancied here .... Weren't you ?
I'm trying but it's not working
You were the boy in the playground that used to pull a girls hair if you fancied here .... Weren't you ?
It's the Caveman throwback, the way it used to be done. Much better than a cudgel anyway.
I'm trying but it's not working
You were the boy in the playground that used to pull a girls hair if you fancied here .... Weren't you ?
I was the one who was too shy to pull their hair, and continued in my naive ways right through my teens and into early 20s.
True Story: I was working in a hotel on Loch Lomond one summer and the hotel owner was getting married. Cos a lot of the staff were also family, the rest of us were pulling stupid shifts when the wedding was on. Me and this other girl who worked there were working from 7am till 3am (breakfast all the way through to the nightclub closing). We flirted non stop all day, in between working very hard. Because of the hours we were working they had provided us rooms cos we were back up at 7. Well after all the flirting at three in the morning she invited me in for a coffee. She then kicked me out when I put the kettle on!!!
I was the one who was too shy to pull their hair, and continued in my naive ways right through my teens and into early 20s.
True Story: I was working in a hotel on Loch Lomond one summer and the hotel owner was getting married. Cos a lot of the staff were also family, the rest of us were pulling stupid shifts when the wedding was on. Me and this other girl who worked there were working from 7am till 3am (breakfast all the way through to the nightclub closing). We flirted non stop all day, in between working very hard. Because of the hours we were working they had provided us rooms cos we were back up at 7. Well after all the flirting at three in the morning she invited me in for a coffee. She then kicked me out when I put the kettle on!!!
What the hell did you put the kettle on?
I was the one who was too shy to pull their hair, and continued in my naive ways right through my teens and into early 20s.
True Story: I was working in a hotel on Loch Lomond one summer and the hotel owner was getting married. Cos a lot of the staff were also family, the rest of us were pulling stupid shifts when the wedding was on. Me and this other girl who worked there were working from 7am till 3am (breakfast all the way through to the nightclub closing). We flirted non stop all day, in between working very hard. Because of the hours we were working they had provided us rooms cos we were back up at 7. Well after all the flirting at three in the morning she invited me in for a coffee. She then kicked me out when I put the kettle on!!!
What the hell did you put the kettle on?
I'll leave that to your imagination! It will come up with something far more interesting than the truth!
Well your twin always enjoys them
My memories of lessons from school nearly always involved me getting shouted at, told I was being stupid, and then eventually being sent out while everyone else got on with lessons without me. I can't complain. As it turned out these lessons ended up being the perfect preparation for my marriage!!
Hope your wife doesn't read that .... Or you're in big trouble
If she's reading it then 606 is attracting new readers in Switzerland (last I heard). Her having lessons while I was out the room kinda saw to that
If she's reading it then 606 is attracting new readers in Switzerland (last I heard). Her having lessons while I was out the room kinda saw to that
.... Maybe they will start a sexy poll thread to find you a wife then sounds like you worked hard at perfecting your marital skills in the Life Lessons class. Top marks! 
If she's reading it then 606 is attracting new readers in Switzerland (last I heard). Her having lessons while I was out the room kinda saw to that
Hope you weren't paying for them.
If she's reading it then 606 is attracting new readers in Switzerland (last I heard). Her having lessons while I was out the room kinda saw to that
Hope you weren't paying for them.