Shearer's ebar

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

I've just seen three Magpies in my garden. At first they were acting in unison, but then they started fighting. Is this some kind of omen? Will we start off well on Saturday and then end up failing apart with some kind of recurrence of the Dyer/Bowyer debacle?

Was one of them called Boa?

 

[Obi Wan]

Is anyone serving in here tonight? Thirsty work.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Is anyone serving in here tonight? Thirsty work.

Self service Obi, just don't forget to put your cash in the till.

 

[Minxy]

You buying Obi?

 

[Obi Wan]

Looks like the till is locked, so I guess all beers are free tonight!

 

[Sweats]

Is this club tropicana?

 

[Obi Wan]

Is this club tropicana?

Yes, but you have to do the naff dance wearing dodgy 80s clothing and bouffant before you can have a free beer.

 

[Agent Bruce]

You buying Obi?

Silly question, Obi still has his first penny.

Got it for his birthday on the day that Queen Victoria was crowned.

 

[Agent Bruce]

You buying Obi?

Silly question, Obi still has his first penny.

Got it for his birthday on the day that Queen Victoria was crowned.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

Yes, but you have to do the naff dance wearing dodgy 80s clothing and bouffant before you can have a free beer.

Woah!! Let me stop you right there! Naff?? Dodgy??

 

[Obi Wan]

Woah!! Let me stop you right there! Naff?? Dodgy??

So you're a big Wham fan?

 

[Obi Wan]

Silly question, Obi still has his first penny.

Got it for his birthday on the day that Queen Victoria was crowned.

No, that wasn't me you saw that day AB.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

So you're a big Wham fan?

Now you're calling me fat??!!?? Is this abuse Hope day??

 

[Minxy]

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.... I'll just bring my own then

 

[Obi Wan]

Now you're calling me fat??!!?? Is this abuse Hope day??

It can be if you'd like.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

It can be if you'd like.

I'm getting in over my head now (said the bishop to the actress)

 

[Agent Bruce]

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.... I'll just bring my own then

Thought you were more of a red person.

 

[Agent Bruce]

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.... I'll just bring my own then

Thought you were more of a red person.

 

[Minxy]

Just fancied a change

... now I need my bed .... night fellas

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[Agent Bruce]

Just fancied a change

... now I need my bed .... night fellas

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Going alone?