Shearer's ebar
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LTF.... my very favourite Toonie
But I thought I was your favourite Toonie.
Don't tell me you swing that way!
It's like the fella walking home from the pub absolutey sh*t faced and he decides to take a short cut through the cemetary. After stumbling along for about 50 yards in pitch darkness he falls down a freshly dug grave, after about 30 mins of effing and blinding whilst trying to scramble his way out he decides to sit down and have a ***.
He's just about to put his *** out and there's a tap on his shoulder and this voice says " I fell in just before you, you'll never get out "
He did.
He's just about to put his *** out and there's a tap on his shoulder and this voice says " I fell in just before you, you'll never get out "
He did.
He's a right good lad but I'm not sure he's behind the bar tonight, what he doesn't know about long, cool drinks isn't worth knowing.
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Now then lads.....this is in the strictest confidence and I know I can trust you all to keep quiet about this, especially as that rather cheeky and, if I pray be so bold rather tempestuous fillly Poshminx has gone to bed......as you know I'm a relatively right minded chap I've always considered that cheese doesn't result in nightmares, however last night after a Stilton binge I dreamt that Jack Nicholson got his cock bit off by Russell Crowe on Jeremy Kyle. In the interests of science I've been back on the cheese...
Whilst I do have qualifications in psychology what do you reckon on the Stilton intake?
Whilst I do have qualifications in psychology what do you reckon on the Stilton intake?
