ahh!, a weekend away to Newcastle, your lot spoil you
Strange you say that, we are going somewhere called:
Newcastle-on-clun
Shearer's ebar
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Strange you say that, we are going somewhere called:
Newcastle-on-clun
I've 2 lovely sons .... who unfortunately give my age away
No more cybering for you.
Strange you say that, we are going somewhere called:
Newcastle-on-clun
Hiya mam
The Crown Inn is good
Strange you say that, we are going somewhere called:
Newcastle-on-clun
Is that clun as in fun, or clun as in toon?
Have I given too much info
not really it's a one horse town
but they do have a football team call Newcastle AFC
BBC:
"That defeat extends Villa's winless run to 10 games in all competitions. They are up to their neck in the relegation mire. Their last-day meeting with Wigan and Roberto Martinez, the man who spurned them, could be an absolute monster."
Bless
"That defeat extends Villa's winless run to 10 games in all competitions. They are up to their neck in the relegation mire. Their last-day meeting with Wigan and Roberto Martinez, the man who spurned them, could be an absolute monster."
Bless
not really it's a one horse town
but they do have a football team call Newcastle AFC
Shame I wont be there Saturday then
.... have to make do with Posh v Ipswich instead
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'
The boy turns, and whispers back and says 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist either.'
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and
whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'
The boy turns, and whispers back and says 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist either.'
If I had been AB I wouldn't have had 4 kids by the time I was ten, goodness knows how I passed my 11 plus with that lot to cope with.
How could you pass your 11+ if you only had 4? Scatches head, I don't understand.
