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Gonna have some Voddy tonight.

I've been very good recently with my food and drink. My mam and dad where cooking fish and chips, so I think it's best that I have my alcohol on the same night as my trash food.

As we speak my friend, I'm pouring myself a Russian Standard.
 
Well done you!

Haha.

As I said, not really bothered about weight and stuff, but It feels better if you drink Alcohol in more moderation, and I've cut out most of the ****ty foods also.

My penis seems more energetic that most of my body parts since engaging in a healthier lifestyle though, lol.


ffs <doh> wtf am i say lol
 
Haha.

As I said, not really bothered about weight and stuff, but It feels better if you drink Alcohol in more moderation, and I've cut out most of the ****ty foods also.

My penis seems more energetic that most of my body parts since engaging in a healthier lifestyle though, lol.


ffs <doh> wtf am i say lol

It's a well known fact that a health lifestyle = more jizz
 
Haha.

As I said, not really bothered about weight and stuff, but It feels better if you drink Alcohol in more moderation, and I've cut out most of the ****ty foods also.

My penis seems more energetic that most of my body parts since engaging in a healthier lifestyle though, lol.


ffs <doh> wtf am i say lol

Down to 11/11? You big fat bastard! When I was your age I was 8/10 and could play football and cricket all day and never get tired.

I guess Girlzilla will be pleased about the other part of your statement though.
 
Morning all. Room for a friendly Jedi in the bar?

How is everyone? Not been around much so lots to catch up on.
 
Morning all. Room for a friendly Jedi in the bar?

How is everyone? Not been around much so lots to catch up on.

We're forming an orderly queue to jump off the Tyne Bridge.... I have a space reserved for you behind me :)
Mr T/Kat is now back

Apart from the doom and gloom how are you my friend?
 
We're forming an orderly queue to jump off the Tyne Bridge.... I have a space reserved for you behind me :)
Mr T/Kat is now back

Apart from the doom and gloom how are you my friend?

Not too bad mate. Was very ill around Christmas, but better now. That bridge jump sounds fun - although I'm assuming there are no bungee ropes involved. Concrete boots instead?
 
As for the doom and gloom, boy it's not been much fun at all has it? Some of the 'performances' have been embarrassing. Real shame about Colo too. Haven't seen much by way of official news yet but heard it's due to his wife's health - is that the case?
 
Not too bad mate. Was very ill around Christmas, but better now. That bridge jump sounds fun - although I'm assuming there are no bungee ropes involved. Concrete boots instead?

Yes, we're all borrowing Shola's :)

Sorry to hear about your illness mate, hope you are on the road to recovery and getting suitably pampered by all around you.
 
As for the doom and gloom, boy it's not been much fun at all has it? Some of the 'performances' have been embarrassing. Real shame about Colo too. Haven't seen much by way of official news yet but heard it's due to his wife's health - is that the case?

It looks like it is down to his wife's health as he is apparently bringing up his kids on his own right now, poor bloke.
 
It looks like it is down to his wife's health as he is apparently bringing up his kids on his own right now, poor bloke.

Awful must be so hard if she's living so far away. Even if he get's lots of help, being a footballer and having to be away for match days etc must make it really hard on the kids with parents around.