Shearer's ebar

[Warmir Pouchov]

cheeky bugger

.... would be more acceptable

Once you've cleaned up the shop I'll buy you the drink

 

[Agent Bruce]

I'll give you the straw to drink it with.

 

[Minxy]

Once you've cleaned up the shop I'll buy you the drink

I'm great with a wet sponge

 

[Agent Bruce]

I'm great with a wet sponge

Into the stocks with you and we'll give you a wet sponge.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

I'm great with a wet sponge

Sounds good, I'm always being told I'm mucky

 

[Minxy]

Sounds good, I'm always being told I'm mucky

who tells you that?


& dare I ask you why that username?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

who tells you that?


& dare I ask you why that username?

I'm a very intelligent kangaroo that's all. You mucky minx, get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[Minxy]

I'm a very intelligent kangaroo that's all. You mucky minx, get your mind out of the gutter.

Will try ... but cant promise

 

[Minxy]

oooops

 

[LTF]

Very good Cove, you got your star back I see.

 

[Cove]

Very good Cove, you got your star back I see.

My precious is mine again

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[Obi Wan]

Hello everybody peeps! Obi iss back innit!

 

[Alan]

Hello everybody peeps! Obi iss back innit!

Welcome back Obi.

Where did you disappear to?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Hello everybody peeps! Obi iss back innit!

About time too you bad Obi you!

 

[Obi Wan]

About time too you bad Obi you!

And there I was hoping for the drinks to be lined up ready and all I get is grief! Hmmmpphh

 

[Agent Bruce]

And there I was hoping for the drinks to be lined up ready and all I get is grief! Hmmmpphh

They've been lined up for you a few times but you didn't turn up for them so everybody had a cheap night at the bar.

 

[Obi Wan]

Fair enough. I suppose it's my round (again).

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Fair enough. I suppose it's my round (again).

Thought it was always your round.

 

[Obi Wan]

Thought it was always your round.

No, it's that mean old AB keeps saying to me "You're round!" not "Your round!".

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

The only time I cried when at a football game was when Tiote scored that 4th goal.
It was like I was in some Hollywood underdogs movie...

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Here we are at St Jame's Megadome, we're into the final quarter and wide receiver Joey Barton is taking the free-kick. What are your thoughts John?

Well Bob, Newcastle have to score or they will never learn the essential morals of not giving up and teamwork!

Well John, we're about to find out how this game will go. Joey Barton with the kick... off the defensive line. Surely it's all ov-wait, it's falling to TIOTE...

*slow motion scene*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eFn8Cgcx8g

*sound of ball rustling in the net*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bXsmGSnq3lE#t=93s

Its in! My god, it's in! Cheick Tiote in the final quarter of the game! Surely Newcastle United have sealed it at the St James' Megadome! There's popcorn and spilled drinks everywhere!

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Well Bob, I guess you could say, boom boom Cheick the room!

*commentators hug eachother*

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*on the bench*

Coach, we did it!

No Cheick, you did it! I'm proud of ya kid!

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*credits roll*

rep.