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Why is it that every person who has walked back into the office from lunch has to tell me how damn cold it is outside.

I know it is.

I know it wouldn't have changed from Arctic conditions this morning to balmy in the space of a few hours.

You know, the Germans don't have a word/phrase for 'small talk'. Lucky buggers!
 
P.T.N said:
Erm, lads. Can I ask a rather odd question?

As you know, it's illegal to kill Swans in our wonderful 'democratic' country. Well, today driving in York, I accidently ran over a Swan, and killed it.

Well, do I need to tell the police or anything!? I know you have too if you hit a deer. Just wondered if it was the same?

<laugh> Cheers
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Unfortunately for you I had to swear an Oath to the Queen the other day. <ok> You will now be considered an enemy of the state and will be ruthlessly hunted down (probably by me) for the murder of one of her children.

Unless of course you give me your account number and sort code then this whole thing might blow over...<whistle>
 
<laugh> Don't tell anybody. Carve the swan and put it into several plastic bags before heading to the docks with rope and heavy bricks.
 
Voluptuous Vuckic said:
Actually don't mind the layout but the colour scheme is truly awful.
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the new layout's terrible as well. what was wrong with the menu down the side having all the link paths in it? it would seem they've gotten rid of the prem/CC/L1/L2 sections (if they're still there it just backs up how terrible the layout is)
 
Le Beatski said:
the new layout's terrible as well. what was wrong with the menu down the side having all the link paths in it? it would seem they've gotten rid of the prem/CC/L1/L2 sections (if they're still there it just backs up how terrible the layout is)
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Select Football from the 2nd navigation bar > Right hand corner of the refreshed 2nd navigation bar> Below the More Sport drop down > Select the League and Competition dropdown > Select league ...

Simple as creating and ****ting a diamond whilst eating a non-carbon diet
 
Le Beatski said:
the new layout's terrible as well. what was wrong with the menu down the side having all the link paths in it? it would seem they've gotten rid of the prem/CC/L1/L2 sections (if they're still there it just backs up how terrible the layout is)
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I honestly don't mind it. With a much better colour scheme and more obvious sectioning I think it would look alright. Whoever thought having black, white, yellow, blue, green and grey as a colour scheme is a moron. When you add pictures on top there is too many distractions away from the text, making it difficult to read. Also it's an accessibility nightmare as the tab index doesn't flow with the order of the page.
 
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