Shearer's ebar

[P.T.N]

This is just going to turn into 'Who's your top 6 on Not606'

Not really....you could do what Tash did. Pick people you'd like to punch in real life.

Which is why Master-Simpson is top of my list.

 

[skalpel]

i remember once when i was 18 i was drinking in Newcastle had a few spliffs as well and ended up with no taxi money home so i decided to walk.as i was at the bridge hotel i sort of went the wrong way and went over the wrong bridge with about 5 miles to walk we decided **** this for a game of soldiers and promptly decided to hot wire a steam roller on a building site needless to say we failed thank **** .....just thought i'd share

!

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Okay! You're having a dinner party. You can invite six people from not606. Who would it be?

I'd invite you all round. Then guess which one is which

 

[P.T.N]

Now that's an episode of Come Dine With Me I'd like to watch.

A not606 Come Dine With Me would be ****ing incredible!

Imagine, first being wined and dined by Skalpel in Prague, then being taken to Whitley Bay to be abused and insulted by Tash

 

[AH]

Okay! You're having a dinner party. You can invite six people from not606. Who would it be?

No one. I'd sit on my own, 6 dinner places set, 6 glasses of wine poured, 6 dinners out ready, then cry whilst I eat and drink it all

 

[Ammy]

Well that's you excluded, mr ****ing kill joy.

.

 

[P.T.N]

No one. I'd sit on my own, 6 dinner places set, 6 glasses of wine poured, 6 dinners out ready, then cry whilst I eat and drink it all

Alright AH. I wasnt asking for your daily evening meal routine fella.

 

[TheLittleGeordie]

Okay! You're having a dinner party. You can invite six people from not606. Who would it be?

Toon in manchester- just to see what he's actually like

Tash-Obvious choice

Chappaz-To see if he'll explode if he meets Tash

and then i can't really decide on the next 3

 

[skalpel]

No one. I'd sit on my own, 6 dinner places set, 6 glasses of wine poured, 6 dinners out ready, then cry whilst I eat and drink it all

Cry? ****ing hell, 6 meals and no people to have to pretend you want to talk to? Sounds ideal to me.

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

A not606 Come Dine With Me would be ****ing incredible!

Imagine, first being wined and dined by Skalpel in Prague, then being taken to Whitley Bay to be abused and insulted by Tash

I'm not sure the voice-over guy would be able to handle Tash!

 

[P.T.N]

Actually, cut it down to just one person for dinner.

I'd go for AH, as he does seem like the spooning type. Which is what I love.

 

[AH]

i remember once when i was 18 i was drinking in Newcastle had a few spliffs as well and ended up with no taxi money home so i decided to walk.as i was at the bridge hotel i sort of went the wrong way and went over the wrong bridge with about 5 miles to walk we decided **** this for a game of soldiers and promptly decided to hot wire a steam roller on a building site needless to say we failed thank **** .....just thought i'd share a drunken idea that seemed good at the time but looking back could have had dire consequences and a prison term




edit plus it would have been quicker to walk thinking about it

Hot wire a steam roller !! Never heard that idea before.

 

[u408379965]

No one. I'd sit on my own, 6 dinner places set, 6 glasses of wine poured, 6 dinners out ready, then cry whilst I eat and drink it all

Cry? You've got 18 courses and a **** load of wine, why would you cry?

 

[Dr. Lucien Sanchez]

Actually, cut it down to just one person for dinner.

I'd go for AH, as he does seem like the spooning type. Which is what I love.

I'd get The Lurker round and then spend all night trying to find the ****er.

 

[skalpel]

Actually, cut it down to just one person for dinner.

I'd go for AH, as he does seem like the spooning type. Which is what I love.

What did I just read?

 

[AH]

Alright AH. I wasnt asking for your daily evening meal routine fella.

Cry? ****ing hell, 6 meals and no people to have to pretend you want to talk to? Sounds ideal to me.

Aye, at first I was just gonna say "No one. I'd be happier on my own " but thought I'd add the crying thing in for some emotion and possibly some sympathy

 

[skalpel]

Aye, at first I was just gonna say "No one. I'd be happier on my own " but thought I'd add the crying thing in for some emotion and possibly some sympathy

I bet thats how you get all the guys.

 

[AH]

Cry? You've got 18 courses and a **** load of wine, why would you cry?

Dunno, I'd love it, just thought I'd add the crying thing in there

Crying with happiness?

 

[Ammy]

Cry? You've got 18 courses and a **** load of wine, why would you cry?

Because he'd put weight on and it would ruin his figure!

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

anyone else got any it seemed like a good idea at the time when drunk stories or is it just me who has loads