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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Not really....you could do what Tash did. Pick people you'd like to punch in real life.

    Which is why Master-Simpson is top of my list.
     
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    P.T.N, Jan 19, 2012
  2. skalpel

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    <laugh>!
     
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  3. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I'd invite you all round. Then guess which one is which <laugh>
     
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  4. P.T.N

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    A not606 Come Dine With Me would be ****ing incredible!

    Imagine, first being wined and dined by Skalpel in Prague, then being taken to Whitley Bay to be abused and insulted by Tash <laugh>
     
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    P.T.N, Jan 19, 2012
  5. AH

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    No one. I'd sit on my own, 6 dinner places set, 6 glasses of wine poured, 6 dinners out ready, then cry whilst I eat and drink it all
     
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  6. Ammy

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    <wah>.
     
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  7. P.T.N

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    Alright AH. I wasnt asking for your daily evening meal routine fella.
     
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    P.T.N, Jan 19, 2012
  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    Toon in manchester- just to see what he's actually like

    Tash-Obvious choice

    Chappaz-To see if he'll explode if he meets Tash

    and then i can't really decide on the next 3
     
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  9. skalpel

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    Cry? ****ing hell, 6 meals and no people to have to pretend you want to talk to? Sounds ideal to me.
     
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    skalpel, Jan 19, 2012
  10. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    I'm not sure the voice-over guy would be able to handle Tash!
     
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  11. P.T.N

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    Actually, cut it down to just one person for dinner.

    I'd go for AH, as he does seem like the spooning type. Which is what I love.
     
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    P.T.N, Jan 19, 2012
  12. AH

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    Hot wire a steam roller <laugh>!! Never heard that idea before.
     
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    AH, Jan 19, 2012
  13. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Cry? You've got 18 courses and a **** load of wine, why would you cry?
     
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  14. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    I'd get The Lurker round and then spend all night trying to find the ****er.
     
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    Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Jan 19, 2012
  15. skalpel

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    What did I just read?
     
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  16. AH

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    <wah>

    <laugh>
    Aye, at first I was just gonna say "No one. I'd be happier on my own <diva>" but thought I'd add the crying thing in for some emotion and possibly some sympathy <whistle>
     
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  17. skalpel

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    I bet thats how you get all the guys.
     
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  18. AH

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    Dunno, I'd love it, just thought I'd add the crying thing in there <diva>

    Crying with happiness? <whistle>
     
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    AH, Jan 19, 2012
  19. Ammy

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    Because he'd put weight on and it would ruin his figure!
     
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  20. The Secret Ingredient

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    anyone else got any it seemed like a good idea at the time when drunk stories or is it just me who has loads :(
     
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