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Has anyone got any recommendations for cycling bottoms which will offer arse protection? I have taken up mountain biking, and ventured out last night. For a man who hasn't been on a bike sober for 20 years, I found it quite easy. However my arse feels like its done two lengthy sex sessions with Big Bubba this morning so I need some advice from those in the know. Or is it like anal sex for the ladies, the more you do it the easier it gets?
Shave your legs to be more Aerodynamic.
Shave your arse too for less chaffing.
I ****ing knew you'd say something ridiculousI ****ing knew you'd say something ridiculous
The leg bit is true.
Chris Hoy said.
I added the arse bit in to see if you’d do it. Was gonna say gonads but that may have been viewed as being too obvious.
Has anyone got any recommendations for cycling bottoms which will offer arse protection? I have taken up mountain biking, and ventured out last night. For a man who hasn't been on a bike sober for 20 years, I found it quite easy. However my arse feels like its done two lengthy sex sessions with Big Bubba this morning so I need some advice from those in the know. Or is it like anal sex for the ladies, the more you do it the easier it gets?
Seriously I seem to remember you doing a bit cycling or have I just been imagining you in mustard lycra? I've seen the padded pants and shorts so i will be investing but wouldn't mine knowing if a fellow enthusiast has located the best for combatting this. I imagine my arse just hasn't had much tenderisation and will adapt.
and probably more importantly (b) I'm in glasgow with t'lads for the weekend and I'll be in the pub....so it's a ****ing nailed on defeat then !!