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Agreed. Buy a proper ladder. <ok>

Jak just makes his servants form a human pyramid so the one on top can paint the high ceiling.
 
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Agreed. Buy a proper ladder. <ok>

Jak just makes his servants form a human pyramid so the one on top can paint the high ceiling.
I will have you know I bought them a proper extension ladder from Ace Hardware. Dont want to fall foul of the IHSSDW* and risk having my Servants Licence revoked.





* Indonesian Health & Safety Standards for Domestic Workers
 
I will have you know I bought them a proper extension ladder from Ace Hardware. Dont want to fall foul of the IHSSDW* and risk having my Servants Licence revoked.





* Indonesian Health & Safety Standards for Domestic Workers
Now we all know you’re lying. Everyone knows we are the only country that use the words “health” and “safety” in one sentence. Caught you out again (who can forget the “United” comment) Mr Mourinho.
 
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  • Peter Crouch became the most used substitute in the Premier League with his 143rd appearance off the bench putting him one ahead of Shola Ameobi.
 
Italian goalkeeper scores diving header:

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Errr, quite remarkable! Real Riccardo of the Rovers stuff.

Sign him up Rafa. Our keeper and goal scoring issues solved in one signing!
 
That's what I missed about this place - the warm welcome back I knew I would get :)

Seriously though - what the **** have you lot been up to? We were 7th when I took my little sabbatical!!
 
That's what I missed about this place - the warm welcome back I knew I would get :)

Seriously though - what the **** have you lot been up to? We were 7th when I took my little sabbatical!!

We told Rafa you were ill and could he get the lads to play crap for a month or two as the excitement of getting into the top 4 would finish you off.

He duly obliged.......Oh , nice to have you back and hopefully in the rudest of health..<ok>