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[General Lee Speaking]

Its going nicely and confirms Fredor is ready to return. He has said he will adapt his approach.

Have you?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Big up to #Sammy's Silky Skills for starting a cracking thread on the Championship Board.

https://www.not606.com/threads/an-easy-division.353921/

Its got Bri and Fredor going at it Hammer & Tongs after briefly joining forces to slam Sammy, Pouchy rimming Fredor and I am Groot stirring the pot.

And all it took were the words: According to Sunderland Fans Last Season. Just Saying.

It’s quite astounding how quickly Bri bites the immediately says someone else is biting.. then turns an innocent comment into a personal attack then handles their personal attack my going on the (personal) attack...

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Top work though Sammy.

 

[Hugh Briss]

Thought this was quite an interesting read...
http://soccersouls.com/2017/10/23/a...-about-newcastle-uniteds-potential-new-owner/

Amanda Stavely - anyone heard anything recently?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

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[Obi Wan]

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So is that Smug when he was a baby?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

So is that Smug when he was a baby?

Hadn’t crossed my mind

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

I need a taller ladder to paint the high hallway in the house we just bought, I already have an A-frame ladder, fine for ceilings, high walls etc, but nowhere near high enough to get to the top of this hallway, need a 2.5m ladder at least.

Do I go for this option, fairly cheap professional straight ladder:

http://www.laddersukdirect.co.uk/tr...rofessional-double-extension-ladders-641.html

Or this slightly more swanky but more expensive option, that also doubles as an A-frame as well and can be used for lower down stuff too:

http://www.laddersukdirect.co.uk/combination-ladders/lyte-combination-ladder-63.html

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I need a taller ladder to paint the high hallway in the house we just bought, I already have an A-frame ladder, fine for ceilings, high walls etc, but nowhere near high enough to get to the top of this hallway, need a 2.5m ladder at least.

Do I go for this option, fairly cheap professional straight ladder:

http://www.laddersukdirect.co.uk/tr...rofessional-double-extension-ladders-641.html

Or this slightly more swanky but more expensive option, that also doubles as an A-frame as well and can be used for lower down stuff too:

http://www.laddersukdirect.co.uk/combination-ladders/lyte-combination-ladder-63.html

option 2

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

option 2

Thanks. Methinks you could be right, the first one is more professional use and maybe a bit inpracticle for the home, the second one can replace my existing ladder and let me chuck that one away....it's probably worth the extra 20 quid or so.

Gonna paint the **** out of the bitch at the weekend.

 

[Obi Wan]

You're taking decorating advice from Albert?
He'll also tell you to paint the hall in Dulux Mustard, the skirting boards bright blue, the ceiling red and the coving green.

 

[Charlie Dogscock]

You're taking decorating advice from Albert?
He'll also tell you to paint the hall in Dulux Mustard, the skirting boards bright blue, the ceiling red and the coving green.

Maybe he's the former owner, that's not that much different to how it is now - slime green hallway, pinky red dining room, spare bedroom dyjon mustard colour and the lounge a nice turd brown.

 

[Obi Wan]

Maybe he's the former owner, that's not that much different to how it is now - slime green hallway, pinky red dining room, spare bedroom dyjon mustard colour and the lounge a nice turd brown.

yep that must have been Albert.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

You're taking decorating advice from Albert?
He'll also tell you to paint the hall in Dulux Mustard, the skirting boards bright blue, the ceiling red and the coving green.

I’m decorating at the weekend and on my Bairns life I swear one of my walls is French mustard.

 

[Obi Wan]

I’m decorating at the weekend and on my Bairns life I swear one of my walls is French mustard.

Actual mustard, or mustard coloured paint?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Actual mustard, or mustard coloured paint?

You’re obsessed with food you fat twat.

Actual mustard. The dado (not dildo) rail is made from hot dogs.

 

[JakartaToon]

I need a taller ladder to paint the high hallway in the house we just bought, I already have an A-frame ladder, fine for ceilings, high walls etc, but nowhere near high enough to get to the top of this hallway, need a 2.5m ladder at least.

Do I go for this option, fairly cheap professional straight ladder:

http://www.laddersukdirect.co.uk/tr...rofessional-double-extension-ladders-641.html

Or this slightly more swanky but more expensive option, that also doubles as an A-frame as well and can be used for lower down stuff too:

http://www.laddersukdirect.co.uk/combination-ladders/lyte-combination-ladder-63.html

Think we need to start a decorating thread. I have never asked anyone about what ladder to buy when down the pub.

 

[Obi Wan]

Think we need to start a decorating thread. I have never asked anyone about what ladder to buy when down the pub.

But not all of us have servants to do the deorating for us, Jak.
DIY is real talk, for real men.

 

[JakartaToon]

But not all of us have servants to do the deorating for us, Jak.
DIY is real talk, for real men.

I notice you are not helping with the ladder advice though.