Shearer's ebar

[Agent Bruce]

For those who know him, Rokk was on the BBC News Channel tonight talking about the Olympic security. He was interviewed because he'd been 'offered' a job to head up a team at G4S back in April and heard nowt since.

Just been up to Ouston today, was thinking of Rokk as I passed the Red Lion.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Having a few drinks here.

Hope I get that full time permanent job, so much.

I can get my own place then, and become independent.

Good luck ya fat bastard.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Tried to call him to find out more, but now that he's a big TV star, his agent said I'd have to make an appointment - and he's not free until at least January (I think he's booked out for panto season).

Oh no he isn't.

I'll just go and get my coat.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Tried to call him to find out more, but now that he's a big TV star, his agent said I'd have to make an appointment - and he's not free until at least January (I think he's booked out for panto season).

Widow ****ey?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Good luck ya fat bastard.

You missed 'big' out there didn't you?

 

[Obi Wan]

Oh no he isn't.

I'll just go and get my coat.

It's behind you! (couldn't resist)

Widow ****ey?

That part was made for him.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Have you cast a sleeping spell on the board Obi, it's gone awfully quiet.

 

[Obi Wan]

Hmmm, is a bit quiet. One cheeky little before we put lights out anyone?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Hmmm, is a bit quiet. One cheeky little before we put lights out anyone?

Why not. One for the road it is.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Well I guess that's it for another night, catch you soon.

 

[Obi Wan]

Time at the bar please. Come on you lot, off home now. Night all.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Very quiet today, has no one opened the bar, I remember when this used to be a 24 hour bar.

 

[Obi Wan]

Come on people it's happy hour!

Let's have a

There will be

 

[Agent Bruce]

Come on people it's happy hour!

Let's have a

There will be

What about the dancing girls?

 

[Obi Wan]

These ones?



Don't fancy Tash's much.

 

[Agent Bruce]

These ones?



Don't fancy Tash's much.

As good as Girlzilla anyway.

 

[Obi Wan]

I mainly hired the red-heads for ACS

 

[Agent Bruce]

I mainly hired the red-heads for ACS

Don't think they're quite his type.

 

[Obi Wan]

Hmmmm, OK will have to scouting for others then. A special Jedi mission and I may be some time.

 

[Agent Bruce]

He'll be here.