Shearer's ebar

Where's Tash tonight?

 

Watching the Manchester game I suppose.

Unless he has a hot date with Girlzilla.

 

Or a bottle of voddie

 

What you mean Kerry from the Inbetweeners.

 

Tash will need a lot of talc if he meets girlzilla again

 

Mancini and Baconface handbags

 

Baconface will be crying to the press later

 

Not enough stoppage time

 

So we will have a BIG say in who wins the prem this year

 

Fergie will have his prayer mat out hoping and praying that we beat Citeh.

 

Just imagaine that, Fergie cheering for Newcastle!!

 

Here Was watching the game

 

You'd need a bottle of Voddie and plenty of Talc if you had a date with Girlzilla too.

 

Be quite something won't it.

 

Oops, sorry Tash.

 

Does Mrtiote know about tha Girzilla? Surely she would save us from those aliens. She'd either beat them, or they'd be so full after eating her, we'd all be safe.

 

They would take ages to find her eyes under all that flab

 

And to find Tash

 

Just look for a bottle of VHF sticking out of a random hole or some saggy fold of flesh

 

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Hmmmm, think I'll leave him to it