Where's Tash tonight?
Watching the Manchester game I suppose.
Unless he has a hot date with Girlzilla.
Watching the Manchester game I suppose.
Unless he has a hot date with Girlzilla.
Mancini and Baconface handbags![]()
Baconface will be crying to the press later
So we will have a BIG say in who wins the prem this year
Fergie will have his prayer mat out hoping and praying that we beat Citeh.
Tash will need a lot of talc if he meets girlzilla again
Just imagaine that, Fergie cheering for Newcastle!!
Does Mrtiote know about tha Girzilla? Surely she would save us from those aliens. She'd either beat them, or they'd be so full after eating her, we'd all be safe.
They would take ages to find her eyes under all that flab
And to find Tash
Just look for a bottle of VHF sticking out of a random hole or some saggy fold of flesh