Shearer's ebar

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Where's Tash tonight?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Where's Tash tonight?

Watching the Manchester game I suppose.

Unless he has a hot date with Girlzilla.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Watching the Manchester game I suppose.

Unless he has a hot date with Girlzilla.

Or a bottle of voddie

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Watching the Manchester game I suppose.

Unless he has a hot date with Girlzilla.

What you mean Kerry from the Inbetweeners.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Tash will need a lot of talc if he meets girlzilla again

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Mancini and Baconface handbags

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Mancini and Baconface handbags

Baconface will be crying to the press later

 

[Obi Wan]

Baconface will be crying to the press later

Not enough stoppage time

 

[Obi Wan]

So we will have a BIG say in who wins the prem this year

 

[Agent Bruce]

So we will have a BIG say in who wins the prem this year

Fergie will have his prayer mat out hoping and praying that we beat Citeh.

 

[Obi Wan]

Fergie will have his prayer mat out hoping and praying that we beat Citeh.

Just imagaine that, Fergie cheering for Newcastle!!

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Where's Tash tonight?

Here Was watching the game

 

[Agent Bruce]

Tash will need a lot of talc if he meets girlzilla again

You'd need a bottle of Voddie and plenty of Talc if you had a date with Girlzilla too.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Just imagaine that, Fergie cheering for Newcastle!!

Be quite something won't it.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Here Was watching the game

Oops, sorry Tash.

 

[Obi Wan]

Does Mrtiote know about tha Girzilla? Surely she would save us from those aliens. She'd either beat them, or they'd be so full after eating her, we'd all be safe.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Does Mrtiote know about tha Girzilla? Surely she would save us from those aliens. She'd either beat them, or they'd be so full after eating her, we'd all be safe.

They would take ages to find her eyes under all that flab

 

[Obi Wan]

They would take ages to find her eyes under all that flab

And to find Tash

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

And to find Tash

Just look for a bottle of VHF sticking out of a random hole or some saggy fold of flesh

 

[Obi Wan]

Just look for a bottle of VHF sticking out of a random hole or some saggy fold of flesh

\h

Hmmmm, think I'll leave him to it