Shearer's ebar

When is the next Euromillions triple roll over?

 

That probably was Loose Women, could've been a Boots commercial though.

Is that true? It's too brilliant to be true surely.

I ****ing need one.

 

This might have been mentioned yesterday but am I right in thinking that if we want to get into Europe, we either want Liverpool to finish 5th, or 7th (with us finishing 6th)? That's assuming that they win the League Cup, and hoping that 2 teams already in Europe reach the FA Cup final.

If Liverpool finish 5th, they are in Europe and so an extra place is added to the league for European entry - hopefully us in 7th.

If Liverpool finish 7th, we finish 6th and two teams in Europe go to the FA cup final, we would then take the extra European place allocated.

Or we could just reach the FA cup final

This is why I wanted Man City to win so much It would be easier.

 

So what happens if Liverpool finish 6th? (Their most likely position)

 

We're relying on the FA cup. We'd need to either win it, finish runner up to a team already in Europe, or for the final to be contested by two teams already in Europe. City are already out, either Man U or Liverpool will be out this weekend.

 

Waaaaaait. Then I think if we finish 7th we get into Europe if the two FA cup finalists are CL/Europa teams. Ah, I think the whole of what I just said is irrelevant ... don't worry

Yes, this. Where Liverpool finish doesn't really make a difference I don't think? It's been a long day.

 

http://www.jackson-stops.co.uk/cgi-bin/properties/summary-details.pl?propID=36945

I want to live there so much, only £2m quid. What kind of job pays that well? I don't mind whether it's legal or not.

 

Youre the careers guidance counselor, if you dont know how would we?!

 

****, have to come up with a job to save my reputation.

I'm now an assassin. If anyone wants anyone killed, buy me that house and I'll sort it.

 

OK. But i want the house in your will.

I want you to bump off the mod with a blurred F1 car in their sig...

 

http://trendland.net/brooklyn-tower-clock-penthouse/

I'd take this place first, personally.

 

****, I was only trying to save my career guidance career and within minutes I have to fake my own death... erm... I mean actually die for real.

 

£25m, **** that, do you know how many people I'd have to kill to buy that place?

 

1 rich person, I think.

 

I see you are planning to sell your current house to buy it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287725,00.html

 

Indeed I am.

That's great, reminds me of the most amazing For Sale sign I've ever seen. In York just off the Bridge on Museum Street: "For Sale: Medieval Tower", stuck on the side of, yep - a medieval tower.

 

12 and a half?

 

Kenny Dalglish could've had that house in Brooklyn and Papiss Cisse for less than Andy Carroll.

 

Or instead of Henderson

 

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