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"Who's your new left back?" Some mackem girl asking because she thought Santon was hot. Lo and behold, the internet pervs emerge to get their rocks off by getting a female to reply to something they said <laugh>.

saw that and started reading but there was something creepy about mr tiotes
How old are you sugar lips?
so stopped reading
 
saw that and started reading but there was something creepy about mr tiotes so stopped reading

Here is some more <laugh>

How old are you sugar lips?

Well consider it my pleasure! I'm fully educated, own my home, have a car and and I'm fairly good looking.

When dealing with woman I've found putting football on can lead to an unexpected blow job(the best type). HHMMM I might get it back up.

You have decided I am but you don't know me! The fact is your just hostile and unpleasant.

Thankyou honey bunny! these people always throw insults at me and complain if I fight back. Horrible arn't they.

X

Step aside arsehole! I was here first.

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Chloe If heads not your thing I can work around that! we can take things slowly at first. These guys always use foul language and are generally unpleasant towards others. You will be safe form harms way with me candy floss.

I don't care I'm having a laugh myself! honey is asking me what I'm laughing at and I'm thinking soon I going to come over there and wisper on you ear nidge nudge you nah what a I mean.

I would never question you babes! trust is high in my list of values. If you don't have ot from the start well it's not worth it.

Listen chutney chops! I'm just having a giggle if that's alright with you.

Wtf is going on mate . yellow card!

Thought so brother.

The laws of female engagement were not at all adhered to.
 
a.apocalypse now
b.blackula
c. clockwork orange
d.deliverance
e.enter the dragon
f.fiddler on the roof
g.get carter
h.Heaven Can Wait
i.Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
j.jaws
k.kramer vs kramer
l.logans run
m.mad max
n.nero
o.one flew over the cuckoos nest
p.poiseidon adventure
q.quadrophenia
r.rocky
s.shaft
t.taxi driver
u.up in smoke
v.Vanishing Point
w.westworld
x.Xanadu
y.yanks
z.zulu

had to check the imdb for H,V and I whether they are right and how many i got right **** knows <laugh>
 
This isn't naff at all...
[video=youtube;bTiRSmlgZXs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTiRSmlgZXs&feature=related[/video]
 
[video=youtube;sq0hV2PdVCI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq0hV2PdVCI&feature=related[/video]

This is actually pretty funny...