If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if you cheat on me with bazookaboy69 I will crush you!
Seriously guys, I ask for a pic of Davide Santon and all hell breaks loose haha
Am I the first ever girl on this forum?
No, but once you said you were 20 all the sex deprived people on this board were bound to get their hopes up.
The laws of female engagement were not at all adhered to.
Can't believe someone asked me for my height just a few pages back lol
Can't believe someone asked me for my height just a few pages back lol
Wow, probably Tash making sure you werent his girlfriend trying to cheat on him...Can't believe someone asked me for my height just a few pages back lol

Seriously guys, I ask for a pic of Davide Santon and all hell breaks loose haha
Am I the first ever girl on this forum?
How old are you sugar lips?
Well consider it my pleasure! I'm fully educated, own my home, have a car and and I'm fairly good looking.
When dealing with woman I've found putting football on can lead to an unexpected blow job(the best type). HHMMM I might get it back up.
You have decided I am but you don't know me! The fact is your just hostile and unpleasant.
Thankyou honey bunny! these people always throw insults at me and complain if I fight back. Horrible arn't they.
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Step aside arsehole! I was here first.
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Chloe If heads not your thing I can work around that! we can take things slowly at first. These guys always use foul language and are generally unpleasant towards others. You will be safe form harms way with me candy floss.
I don't care I'm having a laugh myself! honey is asking me what I'm laughing at and I'm thinking soon I going to come over there and wisper on you ear nidge nudge you nah what a I mean.
I would never question you babes! trust is high in my list of values. If you don't have ot from the start well it's not worth it.
Listen chutney chops! I'm just having a giggle if that's alright with you.
Wtf is going on mate . yellow card!
Thought so brother.
The laws of female engagement were not at all adhered to.
Can't believe someone asked me for my height just a few pages back lol
Tash... i mean Megadeth wants to know

I asked on his behalf![]()

Tash... i mean Megadeth wants to know![]()
I never asked this girls height.Chappaz, I don't believe I said anything to cause all this uproar, I was joining in for a giggle.
I don't mind a joke x