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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by NUFC Adam 82, Jan 8, 2012.

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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if you cheat on me with bazookaboy69 I will crush you!
     
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  2. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    The laws of female engagement were not at all adhered to.
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    No, but once you said you were 20 all the sex deprived people on this board were bound to get their hopes up.
     
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  4. NUFC Adam 82

    NUFC Adam 82 New Member

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    Can't believe someone asked me for my height just a few pages back lol
     
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  5. P.T.N

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    So true <laugh>

    I actually cringed reading through the thread. How embarrasing!
     
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  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    RUN Chloe dont look back just RUN
     
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  7. atom heart mother

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    yeah - lying down..
     
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  8. P.T.N

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    <laugh> Wow, probably Tash making sure you werent his girlfriend trying to cheat on him...
     
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  9. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Tash... i mean Megadeth wants to know <whistle>
     
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  10. Chappaz

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    To be fair, you're the only one who has spoken about noshing members off and 'getting your tits out' fairly openly.

    Without that, I imagine that the thread would have probably ground to a halt sooner.
     
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  11. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. goldie

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    That's worrying! at this point in time your a mouse in a room full of very hungry cats. I can save you if anyone upsets you just let me know. I've been joking about but if anyone uses foul language or goes too far it's out of order.
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    I asked on his behalf <whistle>
     
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    Female fan at a Sunderland game.

    They do say that truth is stranger than fiction.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. atom heart mother

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    honestly 37 members and 20 guests and over 150 posts in about 20 minutes.
    Mind blowing statistics .....perverts..
     
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  16. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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    ...for Tash? :)

    Edit: You edited when i was replying <laugh>
     
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  17. NUFC Adam 82

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    Chappaz, I don't believe I said anything to cause all this uproar, I was joining in for a giggle.

    I don't mind a joke x
     
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  18. Vuckic's Faces

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    <laugh> <laugh>!!
     
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  19. Darth Plagueis

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    Hey **** you man!

    <laugh> I never asked this girls height.
     
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  20. nufc4life

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    how many of these have added you as a friend thats the question? ,mr t wants you he asked first everyone else keep away or gonna be hell on
     
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