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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Drone problem solved...

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 24, 2018
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    Stayed away from the beach this holiday!
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 26, 2018
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    This is one of the longest running threads on this whole site..Started way back at the begging of 2011. Well done on keeping it going
     
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    Commachio, Dec 29, 2018
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Remember this guy?

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 2, 2019
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

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    No.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 2, 2019
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 6, 2019
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    Whatever you do, don't go down injured in Brazil






    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 10, 2019
  10. JakartaToon

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    Mick O’Toon should enjoy this one.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jan 17, 2019
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    Jak the Manc been out in the snow....

    6C81A32D-02B8-473F-BC26-D2DCCDDB7DAF.jpeg
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 22, 2019
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 22, 2019
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Q Jackman <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 25, 2019
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
    But she belonged to someone else...

    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

    Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

    Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast he won't even be able to get his pants down."

    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

    She responded, "The **** used coins!"
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 25, 2019
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 31, 2019
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 2, 2019
  17. Heed

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    What has happened to the Headline Game?
    I can only assume the absence is down to Trev being a lazy twat.
     
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    Heed, Feb 3, 2019
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    And a **** :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 3, 2019
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  19. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I didn't wanna say that, but, now you mention it.
     
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    Heed, Feb 3, 2019
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    I just thought Nev was doing it now.
     
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    JakartaToon, Feb 4, 2019
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