Shearer's ebar

https://www.not606.com/threads/one-last-mafia-game.367379/

doing a mafia game next international break of anyone is interested?

 

Not sure why this tickled me so much but it did

 

Must confess, laughed out loud when I saw it.

 

Someone please do the match thread. Can’t be ****ing arsed.

 

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension cheque.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.
Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £4 missing.
I think it must have been those c*nts at the Post Office.

 

" where are you going son?"

" off to meet a new bird dad "

" don't forget to wear a ....you know
wear a ...."

" a condom "

" no a f*cking hat you ginger c*nt "

 

Vote Matth, don't let a Mackem win

https://www.not606.com/threads/poster-of-the-year-2018-the-final.369531/

 

Glad you did that rather than me - I couldnt risk losing my reputation on this board.

PS Comm is an honorary Geordie as they mostly hate him on the Sunderland board.

 

This.

Comm is indeed more popular on here than the Mackem board. He doesn’t suffer fools.

 

Desperate supermod poofy mongo.

 

Hope Jak is okay with all this tectonic **** going down in Indonesia.