Anyone ever farted and actually liked the smell of their fart? Honest question.
Could someone volunteer and hoy up a match day thread for Bournemouth please?

I'd love to see @Captainchaos. do a match thread - just for the hell of it![]()
Or Arsenal!...as long as it's not for a Spurs game. God knows what he'd replace their club crest with!!!!![]()
Nev, our own dirtboxes resemble a large bird cage. They've had a more than a cock or two in them lately.

Aye, Harry, someone once punched a police horse and now we never hear the last of it!
Maybe you could expand it to include the relationship between football players and the police as there is one down the road who has been "helping them with their enquiries" for some time now.Hi all,
My name is Harry and I'm a student at Durham University. For my dissertation I am doing some research into the relationship between football supporters and police in the North East.
If you could spare 5/10 minutes and fill out this survey it'd really help me out: http://goo.gl/forms/0YYXHzm0kO
Cheers![]()
Maybe you could expand it to include the relationship between football players and the police as there is one down the road who has been "helping them with their enquiries" for some time now.

I rest my case![]()

Hi all,
My name is Harry and I'm a student at Durham University. For my dissertation I am doing some research into the relationship between football supporters and police in the North East.
If you could spare 5/10 minutes and fill out this survey it'd really help me out: http://goo.gl/forms/0YYXHzm0kO
Cheers![]()