Shearer's ebar

He said something about it helping when he hangs the washing out to dry.

 

He hangs the washing on it?

 

Where is everyone? I ordered a drink three weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived.

 

If you tipped better, you'd get better service.

 

Tip? Tip?

Give better service and you might get a tip!

 

There you go, two for the price of one, you can't get much better service than that.

 

Perfect.

Your tip is in the post.

 

Recorded Delivery?

 

Carrier pigeon.

 

The hawks will probably get it, looks like no tips for me.

 

Hiya Sweats.
Long time no see.
You been off invading?

 

Alright lad. Yes have been stirring up trouble in Ukraine. It's been a reich old laugh.

Been busy of late not getting much time to scour threads much anymore. Hope you're all well?

 

Aye. Our team is imploding and we hate our manager but apart from that we are chipper.
That old tart Putin is being a naughty boy like.

 

I actually think it's the Americans stirring up trouble and causing everything.. But that's a different story all together.

We hated our manager too, we are all going to take the blue pill and season will never have happened. Especially if the ****ing dippers win the league which I think they're going too.

 

I have a feeling the dippers will too. They will be all over your board letting you know about it too I bet.

 

I wouldn't bet against it.

We're likely to be on the end of a goal glut from them in our final game of the season.

 

I will delete all their comments. Ban them all.

 

Lol. You megalomaniac you..

 

Seems legit. Erase it from memory.

So you lot hoping the Mackems get relegated?? I'm hoping we relegate them then do the Poznan to celebrate. ****s

 

Personally I hope they stop up but I've been pissing myself watching them **** bricks and beel away... It's been fun (see the warm glow thread).