You off oot? On the toon? Be sure to use some Sid the sexist chat up lines.. Howay pet, do you like fruit? Well suck me cock its a peach..

Like it!
Nah, we're having friends round for dinner.
No idea what they'll taste like mind.
Throw your car keys in a bowl type affair eh.. Say no more..
My favourite chat up line was to stand behind a bird then very obviously sniff them then in as pervy voice as possible tell them they smell brilliant.
Also stand outside the ladies toilet and ask them if they e just had a **** when they walk out.. Hours of drunken fun.
Is that picture in Muscat (Oman)? I used to work there and remember we had a street called that too.
Is that you??
Is that picture in Muscat (Oman)? I used to work there and remember we had a street called that too.
no mate, I'm much better looking.
ACS has a moustache?? I sport a rather fetching beard.
I love those days you accidentally get spannered.Terrible when you accidentally got spannered.
I love those days you accidentally get spannered.
fancy a pint ?