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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    I always do. Drinking with other people is ****.
     
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  2. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    That is the first sign of sounding like an alcoholic <whistle>
     
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  3. Minxy

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    Why?
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Because other people are too dull for Tash.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Because he's too mean to get a round in.
     
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  6. Minxy

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    This could be a new thread

    100 reasons why Tash drinks alone :)
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Too mean and he's got BO.
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

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    To answer you questions -

    1. I have drank too much in the past, but that's history. Since 2013, in case you've missed all my posts about fitness and ****, I've been living a healthier lifestyle.

    2. I don't like drinking with others because I like to drink at my own pace, and I don't drink to get **** faced. I prefer to drink a lot, but over a course of time.

    3. I don't really have any Friends, and I don't really care for socialising, which is why I've developed this lone wolf thing.

    Most people seem to feel lonely and depressed if they have no one around. Most people seem to need Friends and family and being around other people. I've never felt this urge. I don't ever get lonely, and I feel like I was born on a different planet to other people. I don't have anyone, and I really don't feel bad about it.

    I'm not socially awkward, I can talk to others, and I even enjoy interaction with others, but I lose interest in talking to people after a few minutes after meeting them. I find 99% of humans that I talk to uninteresting.

    I've never been able to register insults or compliments. I don't feel bad when called ugly, and I don't feel good when I get the odd woman showing interest in me. I cannot feel love or connection with others, and it's like part of my humanity was ripped out of me before I was born.

    I know this will come off as ****ed up, but I don't give a ****.

    I'm still sober when saying this, and don't feel bad about sharing it. Think what you will.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Hallo everybody peeps!
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Hi Obi, late appearance for you. Working late again?
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    Had a houseful of kids. Daughter had 12 friends round for a party. 3 are staying on for a sleepover!

    Time for a beer! <laugh>
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    I think you deserve one!

    Three staying over for a sleepover? There won't be much sleeping for them tonight. Maybe not you either, they'll be giggling all night.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Aye. And with our two that'll be five of them up all night. Then we have over 30 people round tomorrow for another party! I'll need a holiday! Or lots of beer. Or both.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Yes, you'll be ready for both.
     
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  15. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Hello, hows u.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Good cheers cbrad. Finally getting the chance to relax tonight. How's you?
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    You may have spoke too soon.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    I know, but I can dream! <laugh>
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    If you manage to get to sleep you might be able to dream.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    "Newcastle United are ready to pay £10m to sign Derby boy wonder Will Hughes, 18."

    Us, pay £10m for an 18 year old from Derby? Have these journos got no sense whatsoever? <laugh>
     
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