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Why would you want to tie up a cup of tea and lock it in a cellar Jimmy?

 

Might be expecting the price of tea to go through the roof.

 

Might as well get a round in while I'm here seeing as how that mean old Obi isn't putting his hand in his pocket. AGAIN.

 

My hands are always in my pockets.










Making sure you're not stealing my wallet.

 

Sorry I didn't make the tea coffee ..... Battery died

 

You'll be hearing from my solicitor.

 

No problem, I'm no so keen on that tea coffee anyway.

 

Not good enough, I expect my tea at 11:00 on the dot.

 

Oh good, has he found my wallet?

 

Obi said it's because you lost the recipe but I told him not to be so cheeky otherwise we'll never get a cuppa.

 

The thing is, why was she putting a battery in your coffee Jim?

 

Trying tp put a bit of life into him.

 

I said my battery died cos the real reason wasn't suitable for you delicate ears

I love Saturday mornings

 

Oh THAT battery!

 

I'm positive she didn't because there was no charge.

 

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is that a badger dog?

 

Lol

 

Doesn't look anything like Tom.


Much too good looking.