You just don't get Mr.Benn banter over on RTG.
For the young uns, each episode followed exactly the same format. My memory is a bit hazy but the way I remember it was that he'd be out in his garden or walking down the street. Something would happen early on like a kid goes past playing with a rocket. 10 seconds later he'd be in his favourite fancy dress shop (haven't we all got one?) dressed as a spaceman. He'd walk out of the changing room and in this case, be on the moon or something daft. He'd have a great time and just as it was about to get really interesting the fancy dress shopkeeper appeared, led him through some other door and he'd be back in the fancy dress shop. He'd then walk home, reflecting on the day and find some sort of memorabilia of his visit in his pocket.
Now for the bit where it's clear I've had a few beers this afternoon..... a day in Mr.Benn's world has many parallels to that of an SAFC fan.....
For instance, away days. You start off full of excitement, onto the bus then a pub somewhere near the ground. You're having a great time and just as you're having a class time, the match appears. It's like groundhog day and 90 mins later you've had a kick in the balls. You get home, wake up the next day and have some memorabilia of the day before be it either a cut shin from an over zealous goal celebration or more likely, a half eaten pizza on the floor after you've got in pissed.
Or any recent day at work. You get in, start doing something and your mind drifts to the takeover. You start spamming F5 hoping for something, anything positive. Before you know what's going on it's 530 and it's time to go. You sit at home, reflecting on the day of doing nothing, go to bed, get up and start the same episode again.
I'm off to bed.