You and half the board by all accounts ...
... the only person interested to hear what he has to say is himself.
Cheers mate, I know this but Andrew P is of so little consequence I wouldn't have mentioned him, doing so would probably the highlight of his time on there. He's made zero contribution, to the point whereby no-one would notice if he vanished ... never anything interesting, witty or original.
That he should pick up on the word 'embellishment', in a negative way, perfectly illustrates his pessimistic character. 'To embellish' can be a very positive things and means 'to make something better by adding to it'.*
I've had to be extremely careful with what I've said so have posted everything I've been allowed to but tried to add to it by doing so in an interesting, original and funny way ... surely having a laugh is a massive part of coming on here, something that obviously goes way over the heads af the usual bunch of miseries.
When I've posted what I can I've tried to throw in a few clues, hints and teasers just to give people a laugh and make it interesting.
That is the definition of embellishment and I'm proud of that. Sometimes I've had to change people's /profession/location/position to protect them from a slap on the wrist and myself from seeing my snippets of info dry up altogether.
But, of course, the 'Jardines' will automatically and relentlessly leap on absolutely anything, like dogs at broth, because of their jealousy and bitterness. They'd like to be popular but know that's never going to happen so project an 'I don't care what anyone thinks' persona to protect their fragile egos. They always look on the black side to avoid having to take disappointments they find too hard to bear.
So when anyone comes along, who gets a few laughs & likes, it reinforces their lack of popularity and they try to pull them down by any means possible.
It's no surprise that this sad little clique never post about going to the match with mates and having a bloody good day out ... they don't go to the matches and don't have mates. So, once again, lash out at anyone who does because they're bitter and jealous.
They can't abide anything joyous, beautiful, moving or happy so will always try to drag things down to their own miserable level where they can wallow in their own narrow minded negativity.
They're so predictable and repetitive I'll have to, as I often do, leave the last word to Mr John Cooper Clarke ....
"It's a sociologist's paradise
Each day repeats
On easy, cheesy, greasy, queasy
Beastly Beasley Street."
I live in my daft happy little world of optimism, mates and days out and they live in their grubby little Beasley Street bubble ...
.... as I often say, 'No matter how bad my life may sometimes be, at least I'm not like them'.
It's a great comfort
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Embelllish: make (something) more attractive by the addition of decorative details or features.
