Shame your knowledge of great English literary figures doesn't match your splendid use of the language. I suppose you'll be claiming that Chaucer came from Fratton, next? By the way, is "au fait" classed as Queen's English?
No, but I believe Benny Hill was born in Southampton, brecon Shame he is dead really, as he would have done a great job running down the flanks at St Marys, with his signature tune playing over the tannoy. As long as he had a scantily clad nurse to chase of course. Perhaps Fraulein Liebherr could have dressed up, or Ronnie Koeman in drag......... That would have brought the fans in.
Your right Woops, everything is worth a try, I mean Your 11 clowns that run around on match day has brought in a good size crowd.
Spot on, Possum. You must be referring to our '11 clowns' who have picked up 7 points out of a possible 9 this season, currently unbeaten, have got us to 4th place in the table, and hardly cost us more than a few quid to sign ?
My local Sunday League team have won 4 out of 4 and there's no charge to watch them -this must make me happier than you? (the fact that they are in the Cynon Valley League is, of course, totally irrelevant).
Missed the point, Wooperts! How's the Shakespeare statue outside your ground coming along - is SB3 in support of it?
So does "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose".....still not English. I'll allow you "loan words" but "Queen's English" ? Then again, she's German, I suppose?
Isn't that the statue of Milan Mandaric (should have been Ted Bates) erected outside St Fairys Stadium?
Well, in fairness the suit and the trousers are not bad really. If it was a statue to Hepworths, it would have been fine. It would have also been fine as a statue of Al Mirage. I mean, who was going to say that it was a poor likeness?
Oh dear, they could be in the bottom six by the bank holiday! My predictions are getting really quite good at the moment!