Scotch Independence - the countdown

[Toby]

We should invade Holland to replace Scotland, steal their gas reserves and their weed

 

[Gambol]

Ah'll go where ah want and nae **** can stop me

Wi that accent of yours ye'll wander thru Scotland unchallenged.

#scottishgas

 

[gas]

Wi that accent of yours ye'll wander thru Scotland unchallenged.

#scottishgas

Funny enough I get my electric and gas from Scottish Power, have done for years.

I'm gonna ****ing change that right enough, get it from some nice Russians or summat.

 

[Spook]

I think it was unreasonable the way they changed them in the first place.

I don't think they would've changed them when they did and how they went around it if they had a reasonable explanation for it.

I think the UK should get the following oilfields:

Fulmar
Clyde
Auk
Argyll

You can have all the rest.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

I think the UK should get the following oilfields:
Fulmar
Clyde
Auk
Argyll

You can have all the rest.

I don't know enough about the specific oil fields to say any different. VenomDP'd or ER (if you believe anything that old dick says) are the oil experts here.

 

[Gambol]

Funny enough I get my electric and gas from Scottish Power, have done for years.

I'm gonna ****ing change that right enough, get it from some nice Russians or summat.

If ye want to deal with Ruskies then the unkown monica is yer man. He spent several months hiding out in Geneva before he could go back to Monaco. Allegedly.

But, for laffs, PM him as Igor or Boris and he'll **** himself.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

For what reason is that border stretching so far out west?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall

I think.

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall

I think.

**** me

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I don't know enough about the specific oil fields to say any different. VenomDP'd or ER (if you believe anything that old dick says) are the oil experts here.

all potential explosion sites with **** all oil.

 

[Gambol]

all potential explosion sites with **** all oil.

Hmmm. Potentially explosive, you say. Explosive as in combustible materials like oil and/or gas?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockall

I think.

I only mentioned that today albeit a few pages back,a lot of traffic on this thread

 

[DevAdvocate]

I'd have no problem with that, why does it matter where government is based? Gotta be based somewhere and everywhere else is where it's not based.

Common sense would dictate that it should be somewhere more central, Manchester for example.

 

[Spook]

Common sense would dictate that it should be somewhere more central, Manchester for example.

York would be perfect, but maybe I'm being a bit biased.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Someone told me all drugs were legal in Portugal. Maybe it was Dev

Nope.

 

[DevAdvocate]

York would be perfect, but maybe I'm being a bit biased.

Why not, York's a lovely city. I'm sure MPs would rather be based there, except for the fact that they'd lose the ability to buy a house in London at our expense.

 

[Ciaran]

So where will Trident go when Eck orders them out his Kingdom?

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Hmmm. Potentially explosive, you say. Explosive as in combustible materials like oil and/or gas?

yes you ****in idiot.

a thousand barrels of oil and/or gas on ****in ancient ****holes is enough.

now **** off back to counting your fingers mutant.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

So where will Trident go when Eck orders them out his Kingdom?

They've not planned for it being moved... apparently.

 

[Spook]

Why not, York's a lovely city. I'm sure MPs would rather be based there, except for the fact that they'd lose the ability to buy a house in London at our expense.

You're right, it is a lovely city. Maybe it can be our capital city when we gain independence.

 

[Ciaran]

They've not planned for it being moved... apparently.

I imagine, like the Monarchy, they will go not a hundred years of Independance.